AfterElton Briefs: "Spider-Man: Turn on the Snark," "Burlesque Vs. Showgirls," Meet the New Meat on "Spartacus," and More!

Here's last week's caption pic winner. This week's caption pic is at the bottom of the page.

Thanks to everyone for participating! Jeez, this one was tough. So many hilarious captions. But the winner is ...

""Teddy, do you like movies about Gladiators?""

Thanks to joeyhegele for this week's winning caption (and if you don't get the reference, think Airplane!).

The opening moment of Broadway's Spiderman: Turn off the Dark

• The New York Times has an ominous look at the troubled production of the Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark, which is either going to be a gamechanger, or ... well, will join Carrie: The Musical in the annals of "shows snicks wishes he could have seen." Below you can see a new behind-the-scenes glimpse of the web-slinger.

• The Daily Beast has a look at the eerie similarities between Burlesque and Showgirls.

• Our long national nightmare is over.

• If you haven't bought your Thanksgiving turkey yet, our friends over at Landover Baptist Church have a special offer! But there's a catch ...

• Below you can see Kylie talking about the release of her holiday single "Let it Snow," which she'll perform live at the NYC Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony at Rockefeller Center, Tuesday, November 30th between 7 and 9 PM EST.

• Last night's Glee was the lowest rated of the season.

• Below you can see an extended behind-the-scenes look at Spartacus: Gods of the Arena. There's a brief glimpse at gay gladiator Barca, and we get a good look at new meat Gannicus (Dustin Clare).

• Another reason to dislike Jay Leno: Not giving credit where credit is due.

• In our weekly "which stodgy newspaper is refusing to allow same-sex marriage announcements in their 'Wedding' section," this time the spotlight is aimed at .... The Dallas Morning News!

• Below you can see Joy Behar chat with two transgender people about Cher, pronouns, and people's preoccupation with the surgery aspect.

• Just a heads up that tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the U.S., so we'll be on a very limited schedule the next two days, but you'll still get Morning Memes tomorrow and Friday. However, I'll be filling in for Ed Kennedy on the Memes, so don't expect Ed-like magic. And you'll also get a holiday-themed Puzzler on Friday. We at AfterElton.com would like to thank all our readers for their support . Have a great weekend!

Here's your caption pic for the week. Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!)

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