AfterElton Briefs: "Glee" Bounces Back, Cam and Mitch are Fascinating, and Britain's "Manliest Man" Bares All

• Happy Birthday to Gael Garcia Bernal (above), who turns 33, Mandy Patinkin is 59, Clay Aiken is 33, Stacey Q is 53, and Billy Idol is 56. Time to name your top five Billy songs! Here are mine: 5."To Be A Lover," 4. "Dancing With Myself," 3. "White Wedding," 2. "Eyes Without A Face," 1. "Flesh For Fantasy."

• Modern-Day Witch Hunt in Massachusetts Uncovers Teacher's Gay Porn Past. The joke may be on that smug Fox reporter (is there any other kind), though, if you look at the comments on his story.

• So Barbara Walters thinks The Kardashians are among the Most Fascinating People Of The Year. On the plus side, she also includes Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet.

• In ratings news, Glee had its best week since before that baseball break, while the fall finale of Ringer was down 16% from it's last airing.

• Actually, I might watch The Miss America Pageant if it was sponsored by Jake Cruise.

• Advocate.com has a NSFW (quick butt shot) video of Rugby star Sacha Harding baring almost all for a photo shoot for Gay Times, to support Elton John’s AIDS foundation.

• The faboo Andrea Martin has been added to the cast of that still-untitled Nathan Lane comedy pilot.

• Adorable Zachary Levi will host this year's Spike TV Video Game Awards.

• Another reason for me not to see Expendables 2, beside the fact that it's Expendables 2.

• If you didn't love Daniel Craig before, this may change your mind.

• Advocate.com gets the story behind that awesome Aussie Marriage-Discrimination PSA.

• Patti Stanger tries to explain to Andy Cohen about those gay and Jewish comments she made, and apparently how she's singlehandedly brought gay to cable, or something. Witness the carnage.

• Below you can see Kristin Chenoweth tell Ellen about her bang piece. Wait ... what? And then about a particularly awful blind date. I can listen to Kristin all day.

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