AfterElton Briefs: "AbFab" Vs. Those Reality Sisters, Britney Is Going To The Chapel, and Gareth Thomas Has A New Boyfriend

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• Weekend Birthdays! (Note: Birthday shoutouts are for out entertainers, allies, or for any celeb that seems to have a following on AE). John Abraham (above) is 39, Steven Spielberg is 65, Milla Jovovich is 36, Brad Pitt is 48, Rachel Giffiths is 43, Katie Holmes is 33, Casper Van Dien is 43, and Keith Richards is 68. Time to name your top five Rolling Stones songs! Here are mine: 5. "Angie," 4. "Beast of Burden," 3. "Miss You," 2. "Waiting On A Friend," 1. "Undercover Of The Night."

• Congrats to Britney Spears, who's now engaged to boyfriend Jason Trawick. From her tweet, I thought she was talking about chocolate covered Cheetos.

• 22 Moments With Christopher Hitchens.

• Of course, some asshats couldn't wait to spit on his corpse.

• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 2.0

• Why is marriage-equality wrong? Let this scientician explain.

• David Cross says working on the latest Alvin & The Chipmunks movie was, "literally, without question, the most unpleasant experience I’ve ever had in my professional life."

• Below you can see a teaser of Rob Lowe playing murder suspect Drew Peterson in an upcoming Lifetime movie. Pure gold.

• Below you can see another quick sneak peek at the upcoming AbFab. God, how I've missed these broads.

• Gareth Thomas has founded a legal recruitment firm with his new boyfriend. Wait! New boyfriend?

• This weekend also marks the 31st Birthday of Christina Aguilera. Time to name your top five Xtina sings! Here are mine: 5. "Genie In A Bottle," 4. "I Turn To You," 3. "Nobody Wants To Be Lonely," 2. "Ain't No Other Man," 1. "Beautiful"

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