Liveblogging "As The World Turns" : He's Baaack!

Carol Ann LuRe ... stay away from the light!

Noah shows up, and immediately gets all up in LuRe's bizness.

Meanwhile, I'm loving the bromance between Chris Hughes and Reid Oliver, or as I like to call them, Chroli! Don't ask me where I got that portmanteau ... it just came to me.

And I'm not sure "bromance" is the right word for the two of them. The definition of bromance is "A non-sexual relationship between two men that are unusually close." Which unfortunately describes LuRe. But that can't describe LuRe because the two guys in a bromance are straight, so we need to come up with a new word to describe "A non-sexual relationship between two gay men that are unusually close." Um ... 'Momance?

Anyway ... join us for the fun and refresh for updates!

2:05PM EST: And we start off with Noah (who's looking really hot, btw) picking up his paycheck and running in to Luke, who congratulates him on getting to move to L.A. They have sweet but awkward small talk, and then Noah drops a bombshell - he wants Luke to move to L.A. with him.

Meanwhile, Reid is making hospital rounds and quietly humming "Peace Train" to himself when he sees a sickly looking Chris attempt to make rounds. He admonishes Chris, and tells him the last thing Katie needs to see is his empty, lifeless body. But how will Katie know anything's wrong?

Emily and Barbara continue to bicker while being tied up to a wine cellar beam. They try rocking back and forth to break the beam, almost bringing the ceiling down on themselves. Please ... DON'T STOP.

Will and TGWLLHJO tell Paul that Emily is missing. Meanwhile, Paul is wearing a geriatric version of the Beiber cut.

2:15PM EST: Noah plays the "I was Blind" card. Seriously, what kind or relationship could he possibly hope to have with Luke if he keeps throwing that down? "Hey Noah, I want to choose the movie we see tonight." "But Luke ... I was blind!"

The two of them have the same "you pushed me away" argument they had months ago. Noah tells him that the reason he wants Luke to go with him has nothing to do with Reid, but Luke tells him that the reason he won't go with him is because of Reid. Noah asks him if it's serious between him and Reid, and Luke says "We're this close from jumping up and down on my bed."

Chris tells Reid that he rented a hotel room ... so Reid could give him shots in private??? Um ... okay. Katie walks in on their argument, and they have to cover by pretending to still hate each other.

2:25PM EST: Luke tells Noah that he never pictured himself being with someone like Reid. Noah agrees, saying "yeah, we're not exactly the same type." They try to decide the best way to say goodbye. Noah says he wants to remember the happy times "remember when we almost kissed under the mistletoe?" "And when my dad almost killed you?" They stand up and Noah says "when I was blind, I was so scared that I would never see you again, and now I'm ..." he gently caresses Luke's face, and then walks out. Awww! I give him six months before he's in West Hollywood with a sign saying "will squint for food"

2:35PM EST: Luke runs into Nurse Becca and asks her to track down Reid for him. She says "oh, are you scared of him, too?" She tells him that Reid signed himself out of the hospital. Luke is perplexed.

Chris meets Reid at the hotel, and Reid reluctantly agrees to go upstairs with him to give him the shots. Meanwhile, a "producer" tells Noah that his film dreams are about to come true. Noah is ecstatic, but is curious about one thing "what did you mean when you said I get paid by the scene?" Noah shrugs it off, and then looks over and sees Reid getting on the elevator ... with a man ... who is not Luke. He immediately jumps to a Three's Company-esque conclusion, and calls Luke to tell him.

2:45PM EST: Noah meets Luke, and he tells Luke that he saw Reid getting into the elevator, with his arms around another man. Noah's eyes narrow, and he looks completely evil, and completely hot! Luke doesn't believe him, and accuses Noah of just being jealous, and that's why he's making crap up. Did I mention how much I like Bad Noah?

Reid comes over to Luke's house to tell him he's been invited to a cocktail party for the trustees and wants Luke to go with him. Luke gives him the "oh no you didn't" head movement, and his lips blow up to a full 9 on the Pout Scale. He says "I don't believe a word you just said."

Barbara and Emily are about to become roasted cougars.

Preview Time: Luke accuses Reid of seeing someone else.