Liveblogging "As The World Turns" : Big Mouths, Loose Lips, and Super Slo-Mo Roundhouse Kicks!

Chris confronts Reid about having a big mouth. I'm not sure how much of our guys we'll see today, so here's something to keep you occupied during the non-LuRe scenes. It's a clip from yesterday, and it's only THE GREATEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW. Enjoy the pure awesome.

Now, on with the show. But can anything today compare to that?

2:01: Well, this is great. Ten seconds in and my local new station has interrupted because of some stupid airport explosion. Hmm, well, until they come to their senses and give my soap back, I'm going to guess what's happening on the show, and you can tell me how far off I am.

2:05PM EST: Um ... Luke and Reid have finally decided to have sex, and as they strip off their clothes, Noah is about to knock on the door and interrupt them. Thankfully, slo-mo Dusty arrives and roundhouse kicks Noah into unconsciousness, finally allowing LuRe to knock boots.

2:10PM EST: Holden opens the crawlspace at the farm and is horrified to discover the body of original Lily. Which means NuLily is a pyschotic killer ... which we all kind of suspected. Holden is horrified again when Old Lily's remains shift, revealing the remains of ... Hotprechaun!

2:20PM EST: The Girl Who Looks Like Haley Joel Osment and Will suspect their kid might be possessed when she dons buck teeth and glasses and threatens to tie her mother to railroad tracks

Luke and Reid are enjoying the afterglow in bed when Noah takes a ladder and climbs the side of the house, peering in to the window at them. He looks shocked, even more so when Reid lights a candle and throws the match out the window. The match explodes in Noah's face, sending him off the ladder onto the ground.

2:35PM EST: The fall has left Noah mute. He can now only communicate through squinting. One squint for "No," Two squints for "Yes," and three squints for "Luke, this is all your fault."

2:40PM EST: Reid has come up with a brilliant cure for Chris. He is completely healed, and therefore there is no reason for anyone to have to go searching for any hearts or body organs or anything, and certainly no need for anyone to drive stupid cars that stall out.

2:45PM EST: Bob awards Chief of Staff to Reid, who immediately apologizes to all the staff and vows to create a less hostile work environment, but only for non idiot people.

2:50PM EST Luke and Reid celebrate by having sex in every room in the new wing. They then announce big plans. They're moving in together and starting a family, and their surrogate is ... Nurse Gretchen!

I can see from the comments that I was a little off in my assessment. I still like my version better.