Liveblogging "Brothers & Sisters": "The One That Got Away"

The Walker clan is back, and Tommy "accidentally" tells Sarah a secret about Nora. Meanwhile, a visiting food critic has Saul and Scotty up in gay arms. Join us for the fun at 10 PM EST!

We start with Nora on the radio playing Valentine Grinch, talking about "the one that got away." Sarah bursts in and tells Nora that she's gone "dark" and she needs to get her "mom" back. Nora tells Sarah that she's "cold and prickly." Luckily, Sarah's already made an appointment for a bikini wax.

Saul tells Scotty and Jonathan that famous food critic Edward Lamond (which is a totally made-up, high-falutin WASP name. He was probably born "Eddie Lamondberger) is coming for a visit. Jonathan mentions that he knows Eddie, and that he sometime accompanies him to restaurants. Wait ... Jonathan is the arm candy? So ... Eddie is 127 years old?

Saul has an idea to use Jonathan's influence to ... help out ... when Eddie reviews the place. Scotty is aghast, and says, "Laverne? Shirley has a very bad idea about this scheme of yours." Hmm ... So if is Scotty is Shirley, ... does that mean Kevin is ... "The Big Ragu?"

Jonathan agrees to it, but something (probably the cutesy, "aren't we scamps" music) tells me that this plan isn't going to work quite the way everyone hopes.

Justin is helping Luc out with a special Valentine meal for Sarah. Justin doesn't get Luc's French ways and romantic gestures, and tells him that Sarah would much prefer chili dogs. Luc says "I know, but if I do that, I'll look like a cheapsteak." Justin corrects him, telling him it's "cheapskate," and Luc says "Okay, Doctor Valentines, what are your plans tonight?" Sadly, its just beer and beandip for Justin tonight.

Tommy's fiance is up to no good. There, I said it. First, she's wearing a blouse that was dipped in glue and tiny gold washers. And she insists in finding out the truth about Sarah and Nora. Finally, after Tommy leaves, the music turns ominous.

Luc and Justin arrive at the restaurant in need of Scotty's help. But Scotty is too busy trying to prepare for Eddie's appetite. "Kevin is spending this week at a legal convention. He didn't even send flowers. Hell, even Olivia sent a card and we haven't even adopted her yet." Luc whispers "Kevin loves you, I promise." Awww! Scotty says thank you, but Justin is almost retching. "What is it about this holiday that just drags estrogen out of dudes?" Unfortunately, Luc's buttering up doesn't affect Scotty, who still can't help. It looks like Luc is going to have to rely on ... Justin

Nora and Saul are discussing the Jonathan/Eddie situation when she tells Saul to "live in the moment, instead of constantly trying to focus on the past." Saul calls out her hypocrisy by pointing out that she has her high school yearbook out. Nora admits that she's been trying to find out more info about her first boyfriend Brody. And there's good news, as she tells Saul, "Look, I found his profile on something called Manhunt.com!"

Sarah and Tommy get into it big time. Sarah pulls out the classic "At least I was here for this famiy, I wasn't down in Mexico irrigating corn!", and Tommy "accidentally" lets slip "At least I know I'm part of this family!" Oh please. He's been salivating to be able to use that ever since he found out.