Liveblogging "Brothers & Sisters": "Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Scotty runs into the surrogate that he and Kevin hired a couple of years ago. But why is she so nervous? Join us for the fun and drama starting at 10 PM EST!

We start with Luc in his pigsty studio fretting about his upcoming solo show. Unfortunately, it isn't the kind of Gilles Marini solo show i'm interested in.

Kevin, Justin, Brody and Nora are playing a trivia game and Kevin is shocked when Nora knows who David Beckham is. She responds, "You don't have to be a soccer fan or gay to know who David Beckham is." No you just have to be a hooker (allegedly!).

Justin mentions how in synch Nora and Brody are, but Nora insists they aren't a couple. Kevin then mentions Brody's large "winnebago" parked in Nora's "driveway". I think I just threw up a little.

Justin mentions that it's clear that Brody is in love with her, and Nora admits that she might have "feelings" for him. Justin also mentions the fact that Sarah thought Brody might be her bio father. Odd that Justin would bring that up again. Hmm ...

Scotty is taking Olivia for ice cream (and I've chosen to ignore that fact that he uses the word "Totes" when Olivia asks him if wants to switch ice cream cups). As they're walking down the street, Scotty sees a blast from the past. It's Michelle, the surrogate that he and Kevin tried, and failed, to conceive with.

"Oh, here comes Michelle the surrogate. If things had worked out with her, we wouldn't have needed you,
and you'd be in the orphanage right now fighting that singing red-haired girl for a piece of moldy bread."

Michelle seems less than pleased to sees Scotty, but she puts up a brave face. Scotty needles her about where she's been, and she basically blurts out "humma-na-humma-na-humma-na" before stating that she's "been in New York." Hmm ...

"I'm not nervous ... why do you think I look nervous? You've got nerve saying I look nervous.
Who are you, the frickin' nervous police!"