Your Monday Morning "Everything Bagel!"

Enjoy this tasty treat designed help to stall the inevitable soul crushingness that is known as the start of the work week. Savor it because as soon as you're done, it begins...

I'ts Tuesday and the heat is on. We're melting...

Editor's note: As this is Tuesday, this is technically Your Day Old Monday Morning "Everything" Bagel. If this troubles you, please file all complaints with management on 100% recycled post consumer waste paper with said complaint written in lavendar ink. All other complaints will be disregarded. 

• Hungary held a gay rights march this weekend and there was no violence, but it wasn't Whoopi Goldberg's message that kept the violence at bay. Unfortunately, that took a huge security detail to keep violent protesters away.

• The Big Gay Musical hits New York City this Friday. What? You thought it was opening in Budapest?

• The Mr. Gay Brazil candidates naturually had a swimsuit competition. 

When did synchronized pool deck performing become part of a beauty pageant?

• When Republicans Attack! South Carolina is starting to look like the Alaska of the south as Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer is fighting back against gay rumors reportedly being spread by supporters of SC Governor Mark Sanford. Why might they be spreading such rumors? Because Mark Sanford is a lying adulterer fighting to keep his governorship and Sanford supporters think South Carolina voters would rather have an adulterer than a 'mo in charge of their state. 

• Neil Patrick Harris dropped by David Letterman and talked about riding the Orient Express for free. How come that never happens to me?

• The Sydney Morning Herald interviewed Matthew Mitcham.

• Out choreographer Bill T. Jones' latest work is about Abraham Lincoln. 

• Out deisgner John Gidding brings his skills to Atlanta for Design to Sell. 

 Bill T. Jones, John Gidding

Finally, here is your sports pics of the week!

 It's my Xena move! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
What do you mean I can't do that in cricket?

SEPTEMBER 06: Brett Lee of Australia celebrates after bowling Paul Colingwood of England to win the match during the 2nd NatWest One Day International between England and Australia at Lord's

And now the work week begins! But this week it's only four days!