Morning Meme: Daniel Tosh Isn't Sexist or Racist, Ross Matthews Gets His Own Show, and "Jackass 3D" For Your Consideration

I don’t know Glenn Close personally. But she ranks high on the list of people I’d be terrified to piss off. So if I was Captain Honors, formerly of the USS Enterprise, I might be more afraid of Glenn Close than the Navy.

While not making the Razzie shortlist for Worst Picture, Burlesque is looking at nominations in the other top five categories, including Worst Supporting Actress for Cher.

E! has ordered a pop culture show produced by Chelsea Handler to follow Chelsea Lately. The show will feature Chelsea Lately contributors Heather McDonald and Ross Matthews discussing the day’s entertainment news.

Daniel Tosh has a new season of his show coming up. And everyone knows I’ve had some issues with his humor in the past. He’s not helping his case when he says “I’m not a misogynistic and racist person. But I do find those jokes funny, so I say them.”  I am a little disappointed that according to EW, “Interestingly, racist/sexist (and let’s not forget homophobic) punchlines are not usually the point of his content conversations with Comedy Central.”

Remember Gaius Baltar’s sweet crib on Battlestar Galactica, before the Cylons blew up the planet? You can rent the Vancouver home for only $4,300/month.

The Attorney General in New Mexico has issued an opinion that if it went to court, same-sex marriages performed in other jurisdictions would be recognized in the state.

Donald Trump says he’s seriously considering running for president in 2012. I wonder if he understands the White House isn’t big enough for his ego?

Spin Magazine took a poll, and Madonna rocked the award for Best Solo Artist and Hottest Sex Goddess. Green Day featured heavily in the poll as well, and bisexual Billie Joe Armstrong took home Hottest Sex God.

It turns out cats are creatures of habit, and if you disrupt their routines, they can get hairballs and stomach issues.

Darren Criss headed back to his old San Francisco stomping ground to appear at Young Actor’s Theater Camp, where he was greeted like the rock star he is, answered questions, and sang songs to the kids.

Boston Herald sportswriter Steve Buckley finally got around to coming out. And that's not chiding on my part, but more how he puts it. For him, was just time to get in the game.

The iPad protesters for the Smithsonian’s censorship of the gay artist exhibit are back, parked outside the museum entrance in a van. They’ll be showing the banned work, and they can’t be removed this time, because they have permits.

Spike TV is preparing to air a Dangerous Catch-style reality show about coal mining set not far from my home. Coal will begin airing March 31 on the network that brings us such delicate programs as Blue Mountain State and Manswers.

A spilled cup of coffee on a commercial flight led to the “hijacking” button being tripped and all manner of chaos breaking loose. Pilots will now be issued baby bottles.

The filmmaker behind the originally-NC-17 Blue Valentine is developing a series for HBO set in the competitive body building world. If you like looking at such things.

Alexa Havins has been cast on the new series of Torchwood in a supporting role of a CIA agent who has a crush on Rex.

You know how I’m always complaining that Hollywood never does anything original anymore? How everything is a sequel or a reboot. Well, maybe I should shut up. The Wee McGinty is being described as The Bourne Identity but with a leprechaun instead of Matt Damon. The plot has the leprechaun losing his memory and settling in with some firemen. He’s fine until discovered by paramilitary leprechauns, which leads to a dual involving a fire-breathing Doberman.

Fox Nation is upset that President Obama wore flip flops while on vacation in Hawaii. “Historians agreed it was the first time they could remember seeing the leader of the free world snapped in a public setting, wearing nothing more than a flimsy strip of rubber on his feet.” Which historians? I want names and credentials.