Morning Meme: We Say "Gimme More" To Christopher Dallman, Robert Gant Is Sweet, and Elmo Goes To Sundance

I would be remiss if I didn't comment on the bombing at the airport outside of Moscow. As I write this, 35 people are dead and hundreds are wounded. Our thoughts to everyone involved.

Out hunk Robert Gant is picking up a guest role on CBS’s Mike & Molly as a baker who’s sweet on Molly. We really don’t get to see enough of Gant’s leading man looks, and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen him do comedy. Here’s hoping he gets asked to be a regular.

I had mentioned that Julianne Moore was Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year, now we find out that Jay Leno is the Man of the Year. Which doesn’t seem that friendly to Harvard alum Conan O’Brien.

Today in things I didn’t know were necessary, the latest craze in Japan is reported to be LED lights for your teeth, which can change color and be programmed from a computer interface.

The Eating Out trilogy is getting a fourth and a fifth installment, according to a casting call on Boy Culture. And the call requires full frontal nudity.

Are they adding teenage angst to X-Men: First Class in an effort to market the film to girls? I thought that was why they hired the hot male actors like James McAvoy and Nicholas Hoult.

Dan Savage took issue with the piece at The Bilerico Project questioning his NY Times Op-Ed on marriage equality. He responded in his normal calm, mature fashion. I guess I'm off his Christmas card list too.

White House Press Secretary Gibbs nearly halted a press briefing rather than answer questions about President Obama’s position on marriage equality.

Part of the reason that Liam McIntyre nearly didn’t get the role as Spartacus was because when he first auditioned, he was working on a movie that required him to be a coma patient. He’d dropped 44 pounds for that role, and just didn’t look the part. Now he’s added that weight back and more, in pure muscle.

Aussie hunk, Matthew Mitcham cooking buddy, and celebrity chef Curtis Stone will be a judge and investor on the new season of America’s Next Great Restaurant. I wonder if he’d be willing to judge in his underwear? It would be good for ratings.

Jessica Simpson tweeted a prayer that read “Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush. Laying my hands upon it
 with peace :)" I didn’t know that you gave thanks for that, but this is one case I support the laying of hands.

As he loses two more advertisers, Skins USA co-creator Bryan Elsley has released a statement defending the show, say “Our approach is not careless.”

You’ve probably never read a story about how to get great abs like the one that Bob Odenkirk wrote for the New Yorker.

If you were a fan of MTV’s sketch comedy show The State, you’ll love this video of them in the MTV offices singing “The Boner Song.” And let’s face it, this is probably more accurate for most people that Dolly’s “I Will Always Love You.”

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena premiered to a record 1.9 million on Friday night, and that doesn’t take into account Netflix, which is how I watched.

Larry Hagman worked out a deal to reprise his role as J.R. Ewing on the Dallas sequel that TNT is working on. At age 80, I can’t believe the guy is still going strong.

Chelsea Handler was spotted kissing a new man at Sundance. Not surprisingly, he’s rich.

John Travolta won’t be going on Glee, because he requires a year to prepare for his musical roles, and he doesn’t think an hour is enough time for him to inhabit a character. Dude, get over yourself. We have.

In the latest scare, gays are going to use surrogates and genetic manipulation to ensure they only have gay babies. Any straight babies will be aborted.  I missed this addition to the Gay Agenda – can I copy someone’s notes?

Calvin Klein’s boyfriend Nick Gruber turned 21. And they got him cake and balloons.  Seriously.

An unnamed “A-list supermodel” says that he’s the next cover model of Playgirl, and that Real World alum Joey Kovar isn’t even in the issue. Now he’s mad that the magazine is promoting a shoot that hasn’t happened instead of his secret shoot. Let’s try a few responses to this:

Girls, you’re both pretty!

I guess saying “whip them out and we’ll settle this” is redundant.

Maybe you’re not as “A-List” as you thought you were?