Morning Meme: Armie Hammer's "Ton of Kissing Scenes," Nick Jonas Is "Les Misérables," and Super Bowl Ad Preview

Catching up with reporters after the SAG Awards, Armie Hammer spoke to E! about his upcoming role in J. Edgar. When asked if he and Leonardo DiCaprio have a kissing scene, he replied, “It's not a kissing scene—it's a ton of kissing scenes.” Excuse me while I mark 2012 off on my calendar as “at the movies.”

Univision briefly decided to poll readers of their website on whether it was O.K. for priests to call gays “faggots.” Folks were not amused.

When TV Guide writes about their favorite TV scenes, you’ll find lesbians having sex, and gay men having cocktails. Bisexual cheerleaders like cocktails too!

Jon Stewart and The Daily Show have beaten Conan for the coveted youth demographic for the first time

Charlie Sheen isn’t going to rehab so much as getting a roommate to nag him into sobriety. Doesn’t he have two ex wives already?

CBS has ordered extra episodes of Rules of Engagement and Mike & Molly to fill in the dead air left by Charlie. I say this is a perfect chance to make Robert Gant’s new role permanent.

While the Smithsonian Board of Regents remains confident in Secretary Wayne Clough after his quick removal of a controversial piece of gay art, they’re putting in place new rules to make sure unpopular art isn’t ever censored.

Congratulations to the folks in Illinois, where a bill allowing civil unions was signed into law today.

Tom Hanks has joined Facebook, and he’s already more popular than you are.

Philippine actor Alwyn Uytingco says that he’s totally straight, but he’s played so many gay roles people don’t believe him. So he’s swearing off anything opposite another guy for a while.

 In Polk County, you can check out library books by swiping your card in a vending machine. I don’t know if that’s brilliant, or the end of civilization.

Nick Jonas will play Marius in a 25^th anniversary concert for Les Miserables to air on PBS.

Chris Colfer is adorable in this video by TV Guide. And he seems incapable of taking himself seriously, even when he takes his job as role model seriously.

The younger Barbara Bush has come out in support of gay marriage. Which makes it harder and harder for me to not say that we’re just waiting for enough old timers to die so we can have equality.

John Barry, iconic composer for James Bond, has passed away at age 77.

Mrs. Garrett may have spent most of the 80s shouting “Girrrls!” on The Facts of Life, but she’s totally happy that Cousin Geri, aka Geri Jewell screams the same thing at Pride.