Morning Meme: Chris Colfer Talks Not Coming Out, James Blunt Comes Out For Fun, and Ryan Gosling is Making "Logan's Run"

Charlie’s Angels has found Bosley. The modern Bosley was to be ab-endowed, a computer genius, and a rock for the Angels to lean on. The producers think they’ve found that in Ramon Rodriguez, best known for a part in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I had been hoping for a gay Bosley, and I still hold out hope for that.

Charlaine Harris thinks she only has two more Sookie Stackhouse books left in her, bringing the total to twelve. She says she just wants to write something else. Still, that’s a ton of material for Alan Ball to mine for infinite seasons on HBO.

If you remember all the Astroturf organizations that ruled the debate on healthcare, elections, socialism and the last two years, get ready for the new frontier: libraries. Many of those same groups are putting up new shell companies to agitate to remove “objectionable” books from local libraries. Not surprisingly, a lot of those books are gay. Did I mention Glenn Beck is involved?

Spartacus: Gods of the Arena actor Dustin Clare says that there’s just as much choreography to the sex scenes in the show as there is in the fight scenes. Nothing is left to chance, from glistening buttock to exposed breast.

Remember the love triangle for Uncle Saul that was teased on Brothers & Sisters? What if Uncle Saul was cast in the role of the “other man?” Somehow, I find that more interesting.

Bacon toothpaste.

A lot of people call the Oscars the “gay Super Bowl.” But I guess if I did that, I’d be accused of perpetuating stereotypes. So I’ll just mention that the “gay Super Bowl” is sold out of commercial time, and it went for $1.7 million/30 seconds.

With all the licensing of literary properties, the jetting around, the weird art projects, the college tuition, what does it cost to live the life of James Franco?

In some unlikely casting news, it looks like Ryan Gosling is going to headline the remake of the cult favorite Logan’s Run. And Dominic Cooper is going to hunt vampires.

There is nothing at all gay at the Kid’s Choice Awards. That’s not sarcasm – this year, there’s nothing there, no gay roles, no openly gay actors.

Jesse Metcalfe will be taking his shirt off to clear brush at Southfork, having landed the plum role of Pam and Bobby Ewing’s adopted son on the Dallas reboot.

You know what was missing from the last Superman movie? Superman punching people.

Some leaked Wikileaks documents show that HBGary planned to attack out Salon.com writer Glenn Greenwald in order to defend Bank of America.

Glass is weird. It looks solid, but physics teacher will tell you it’s more of a thick liquid. It “melts” under heat, but it also melts when it approaches absolute zero due to some weird quantum effects. Actually, aren’t all quantum effects weird by definition?

Channel 4, the channel that brought us Skins and Queer As Folk, is being criticized for airing The Joy of Teen Sex, and covering topics from lesbian sex, telling boys how to get past initial pain of anal sex, use of toys, and genital embellishment. The primary criticism seems to be that the program doesn’t emphasize that you don’t have to try these techniques if you don’t feel comfortable. So evidently all of this is now mandatory for teens in Britain now, which is why I’m glad I’m an American: I have no idea how I’d manage the lesbian sex.

Chris Colfer went on the Gayle King Show and talked bullying, the show, and generally just laughed a lot. It probably helped that Gayle is obviously a fan. Chris is great talking about the fact that he didn’t have to come out so much in his own life, he was just always accepted. Gayle even talks about her nephew, he recently came out to his dad. It’s totally worth a listen.