Weekend Meme: Positive Thoughts for Elizabeth Taylor, Jamie Bell Is "A Goer," and "Glee" Gets Bieber Fever

First things first: we’re all sending positive thoughts to Dame Elizabeth Taylor, who has been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. I’ve been worried about the old girl for a couple weeks since those pictures surfaced showing the dramatic weight loss. Hang in there, Liz!

Cross-eyed opossum Heidi is going to be used to predict the Oscar winners. Yes, it’s really come to this.

Adam Sandler and Justin Bieber each have movies opening this weekend, and at the moment they’re running neck-and-neck for first place. I don’t know who to root for though. It’s sort of like being asked if you want measles or chicken pox.

A teenager was killed and a major highway shut down for ten hours after a driver ran into a tractor trailer filled with margarine, which turns out to is highly flammable.

A&E’s Big Mike has signed out director Paris Barclay to shoot the pilot.

The world’s largest gay cruise had a big drug bust this week when the ship docked in the U.S. Virgin Islands. A man was arrested for dealing drugs on board. While it sounds like his inventory was mostly depleted, he had $51,000 in cash, so he must have done a brisk business.

Hawaii has moved one step closer to civil unions after the House passed a civil unions bill. It now heads back to the Senate, which must pass the amendments that the House added at the request of the Attorney General.

The Washington City Paper keeps Valentine’s Day classy with their mildly NSFW “realistic” Valentine’s Day cards.

My love for Phineas & Ferb on Disney knows no bounds, but they’re getting dangerously close to Glee levels of stunt casting. And not just because Jane Lynch is set to voice Jeremy’s mom on the show. I suppose it’s too much to ask that Jane’s just voicing one of Jeremy’s moms?

Not only will the Wonder Woman reboot have three identities, she’s also getting three boyfriends. So I’m guessing the lasso isn’t just for telling the truth?

Leonardo DiCaprio has a large wardrobe budget for J. Edgar.

CorbinFisher.com is taking people who torrent their videos to court and suing them for $150k per infringement. I’m in no way endorsing illegal file sharing, but as other sites have noticed, this is more than likely going result in outing a lot of people, and a lot of those people are going to be closeted teenagers. It just can’t end well for anyone.

There is so much wrong with this article about a contestant on the dating show Take Me Out being possibly gay (and definitely having done gay adult films) that I don’t know where to start. Wait – let’s start with the word “transvestite” and work our way back from there.

The United States is adding multiple counts to the indictment against murder music impresario Buju Banton in their second attempt to convict him.

Nicholas Hoult has been offered the lead role in Bryan Singer’s Jack the Giant Killer. While the two knew each other from X-Men: First Class, Hoult still underwent extensive screen testing for the role.

Miley Cyrus is going to host Saturday Night Live. Is it too much to hope for a Miley Cyrus Show skit?

Mattel is relaunching Ken for his 50^th birthday, and I have to say, it looks like the old boy has had some plastic surgery. There’s also a reality show to find the perfect real-life Ken.

Channing Tatum says that there’s no homoerotic subtext between Jamie Bell and him in The Eagle, no matter what it looks like onscreen. But he and Bell are having sex for real.