Morning Meme: Alan Cumming's Character Lives Up To His Name, Russell Tovey Gets Nelly, and Matt Dillon's Abs Hit "Modern Family"

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Jack Davenport (Coupling fame) is set to play a choreographer in Smash, also known as Will & Grace: The Musical. No word on whether he’s straight or gay.

Alan Cumming’s character on The Good Wife hasn’t had a love life in the past, but that’s about to change. Which is good, because Cumming always imagined his character was a chronic masturbator.

I won’t spoil the rest of Gwyneth Paltrow’s return to Glee, but since we already know that she’s doing “Kiss” as a duet with Mr. Schuester, I don’t feel guilty saying they do it as a tango.

The New York Times got to wondering why so many searches for generic terms like “little black dress” returned J.C. Penney at the top of the list. It turns out there was some fairly extensive SEO cheating going on. Not to worry – the mighty Google is correcting the situation.

Actress Betty Garrett has passed away at age 91. She had an extensive Broadway career before becoming a target for the anti-Communist witch hunts in the 40s and 50s, but I’ll always remember her for giving as good as she got with Archie Bunker on All In the Family.

Barbra Streisand was asked if she’d ever appear on Glee. She responded “Not if I can help it.” I think she’s just bitter because her niece watched Funny Girl and asked her why she was singing all the songs from Glee.

The first image of Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinoni’s new son is out.  That kid may never be able to step outside in the sun. But he is adorable.

BAFTA gave the top seven awards to The King’s Speech, which isn’t surprising. But the experts are split on whether the British awards rewarding a British movie about a British royal really has an effect on the Oscars.

While I’m happy that civil unions are about to be allowed to be performed in churches in the UK, I am torn by the headline “gay ‘marriages’ to be allowed.” Were the quotes insulting, like they would be in the United States, or affirming because it was The Telegraph?

Heidi Montag is hurt that Andy Cohen was horrified at the thought of her on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but thrilled that it lets her get her name in the press again.

Donald Rumsfeld thinks it’s time to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. His endorsement makes me suddenly less sure it’s a good idea.

The Creation Museum denied entrance to a gay couple for their “Date Night” program and refused to refund their money.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s role in the Dark Knight sequel has been revealed as ... someone I’ve never heard of. And it doesn’t sound like he wears spandex.