Morning Meme: The Razzie Awards Deliver, Matthew Mitcham's Missing Tush, and a Play Date with Neil Patrick Harris

I love that Aaron Ashmore is joining one of our favorite shows, Warehouse 13. I do find it frustrating that I have trouble being certain that images of him aren’t his twin brother. And I find it refreshing to have out show runner Jack Kenny describe what Ashmore brings to the table, “He's charming, sexy, a terrific actor, willing to try to do anything and excited about what we're all doing together. And there's something that the camera sees in his eyes -- they absolutely pierce through you! Very disarming.”

USC quarterback Matt Barkley tweeted out his disgust with President Obama’s decision not to defend DOMA. But he wants us to know “I'm not discriminating and I'm not a homophobe.”

You know it was a bad weekend at the box office when a three week old movie animated remake of Romeo & Juliet was the #1 movie.

Iowa, if you can vote out Supreme Court justices who just did their job, can’t you vote out asshat Rep. Steve King before he defunds the Department of Justice for not defending DOMA?

Some smart people have created composites of the “average man,” the “average white man,” and the “average black man.” The thing that’s most shocking is that they seem to think the world is a lot thinner than what I see around me.

The New York Times talked with a bunch of legal scholars about precedent for a president not to defend a law. The consensus is that there is no consensus. But one person who is on record as believing there is precedent is Chief Justice Roberts, so there’s that.

It turns out that if a woman cheats on a man with another woman, the man doesn’t really mind. If she cheats with a man, he’s going to dump her. But if a man cheats on a woman with another man, she dumps him because “He’s gay.”

I really don’t think about Supernatural as much as this critic with the New York Times does. I’m just in it for the beefcake and the HoYay!

The Archbishop of Canterbury says that the Church will fight any attempts at marriage equality in the UK, and any attempts to move the unions into churches, even as an option. Which makes you wonder if he’s trying to line up a merger with the Catholics.

Tom Cruise has been confirmed to star in Adam Shankman’s big screen adaptation of Rock of Ages. Non-ironically.

The Last Airbender and Sex and the City 2 were the big “winners” at the Razzie Awards. But it may be Jackson Rathbone who will be remembered for winning Worst Actor for two separate roles in two separate movies.

Mark Ruffalo says that Hulk will look mostly like a green version of himself in the movies, thanks to the motion capture they intend to use. I like Ruffalo, he’s hot, he’s smart, he’s funny. But he’s not Hulk-y.

Andrew Sullivan has left The Atlantic and moved to The Daily Beast.

Two Belgian men who had been trying to bring their son, born to a Ukranian surrogate two years ago, home have finally succeeded. Belgium doesn’t have straightforward laws governing surrogacy, so there was no process to gain a passport for the infant.

First Mr. Peanut got a makeover, Robert Downey Jr. as his voice, and a not-gay sidekick, and now he’s getting a new car.