Morning Meme: "Good Christian Bitches" Casts Hunky Metrosexual, Catching Up With Moosh, and Tom Ford's Rules for Gentlemen

In casting news, Desperate Housewives/Hawaii Five-0’s Mark Deklin has been cast as Blake Caruth, husband of Crickett on Good Christian Bitches. The casting notice describes him as “metrosexual” but we know that he’s actually more than that.

George Michael has announced a new single, “Every Other Lover In the World” as well as a new tour, via his Twitter. And he’d like to remind you, he never said he wasn’t touring any more, just not doing arena tours any more.

It’s a new round of voting in E!’s Alpha Male Madness. Neil Patrick Harris is still in the running, as is Darren Criss. It’s the Sweet Sixteen round, so go vote until it hurts.

The nasty bill in Montana seeking to overturn any municipal GLBT protections in the state has died a quiet death in committee.

I may be alone here, but I couldn’t be more thrilled to see the first clip from Adult Swim’s new season of Superjail. It’s the most demented show on television, and I love it.

The Colorado civil unions bill has cleared the Senate and heads off to a much tougher fight in the House.

Neil Gaiman wants to clear up all the rumors about Good Omens (a go for a miniseries) and Sandman (they’ll do it if they like a pitch, which they haven’t).

Comedy Central has renewed Futurama for a 26 episode season. All hail Hypnotoad!

On Big Brother Argentina, transgender Alejandro has been voted out of the house. Blabbeando has all the details.

Buju Banton is going to have to wait a bit longer to find out his sentence on a drug conviction. But at least he’s not out performing music about killing gays.

Tom Ford has a set of five rules on how to be a modern gentleman. But his thought that you shouldn’t wear shorts in the city just draws attention to the fact that he doesn’t realize most people don’t get to retire to the Hamptons every weekend.

Starz has announced that all original programming will not be streamed via Netflix until 90 days after it airs on the channel (you used to be able to watch Instantly from the original air date). This begins immediately, with Camelot, and will apply to Torchwood and Spartacus as well.

Guess what? Andrew Dice Clay is still alive! And he loves Glenn Beck, and doesn’t want his advertisers (particularly Blinds.com) to bow to the stupid homos and pull from Beck’s show. He actually said “HETEROSEXUAL POWER!”

The Oxford English Dictionary has decided to add things like “LOL” and “OMG” to the official record of the English language. And 10,000 English teachers just burst into tears.

The voting is open for the nominees for the 2011 MTV Movie Awards. There are some possibilities that may interest us, like Jim Carrey for I Love You Phillip Morris in the Comedic Performance category. And Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is up for Best Movie. But Wallace Wells didn’t get put up for Best One Liner, in what can only be a huge oversight.

Were you aware of the growing ecological disaster at Nightingale Island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, where a crude oil spill has covered 20,000 endangered penguins in oil? Most people aren’t, but I was, thanks to Andy Towle.

Last year, the Pentagon discharged 261 people under Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Hopefully those were the last to ever suffer this injustice.

I really can’t do this interview with Dan Savage about the It Gets Better Project justice with a sound bite. You really need to go read/listen for yourself.

Farewell to playwright Lanford Wilson, who passed away at the age of 73 yesterday. Wilson wrote gay plays before gay plays were fashionable, like Lemon Sky and Burn This. Our thoughts are with his loved ones.