Morning Meme: "Waiting Sucks," Especially If You're "Eating Out: The Open Weekend," and Living an "American Horror Story"

Adam Lambert’s Glam Nation Live debuted at #1 on the Music DVD charts this week. I hope it’s not in 3D, Adam wears too many spiky things.

Washington State passed a law to recognize marriage from other states as domestic partnerships, and to fully recognize domestic partnerships from states like Illinois. Baby steps.

Carson Daly took to Twitter to express his outrage that Britney Spears’ people were demanding a pre-taped interview, with editing rights before broadcast. I did a little checking, and I couldn’t find any journalists who would agree to those terms.

Well, one way to deflect the hate from Rebecca Black was to have Miley Cyrus snipe “It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube and go on tour." Yeah, like be born to a one-hit-wonder with a hunger to reclaim his fame through his offspring. That’s the honorable path.

Out scary man Denis O’Hare may be back to ripping spines from folks, but now it would be in the Ryan Murphy FX drama American Horror Story. Or not. Nobody knows what the show is about.

Bravo unveiled 11 new shows and several renewals yesterday. I imagine Andy Cohen standing on a soapbox (so people could see him) and doing his best gay Oprah Winfrey to a room full of reality 'mos. “You get a television show. And you get a new television show.” Among the recipients are Brad Goreski in It’s a Brad Brad World Jeff Lewis in  Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, and Chris March in Mad Fashion.

I had no idea that Keir Gilchrist was such an outspoken HIV/AIDS activist. He’s been donating clothes to HIV charities since he was a young teen, and now he walks around giving out condoms to his friends. But Keir, buddy – I don’t care how safe you’ve been with your girlfriend, you still have to get tested. Things happen.

I don’t know how I missed that hunky Jason Jones was playing the overbearing husband to Heather Locklear on the Assistants pilot. The star power in this thing is starting to get blinding for a sitcom.

Activist Mike Rogers has retired BlogActive so he can focus on other projects. But I wouldn’t worry about Mike fading away from the fight. Having met him last month, rest isn’t really in the guy’s vocabulary.

If you’ve ever watched Upstairs, Downstairs, you really have to go read the interview with Lesley-Ann Down, who played Lady Georgina Worsely. She recalls the terrible pay, living above a punk shop, and having to dub adult films from French to pay her rent while working on the show.

I admit to giggling when Mike Catherwood got voted off Dancing With the Stars first week. Goodbye, asshat!

I’m cautiously optimistic that the Jason Segel Muppet movie won’t suck. He seems to understand how important the characters are, “It was the hardest thing to get made that I've ever been involved in. This is a relatively high budget for a movie with puppets. It cost more than Sarah Marshall, I'll tell you that. And it's such a beloved franchise. It was tricky to get everyone to agree on a script, on a budget, on a concept."

HBO has canceled In Treatment. I never could get into the show, but I did appreciate the gay characters, and the storylines certainly original.

Matt Bomer just got a huge raise for White Collar, so he better come home with nice presents for those three kids of his.

The Monsters are going to school – the new Pixar prequel will be called Monster University.

Kathy Griffin is going to host Kathy Griffin's Insightful and Hilarious Take on the Royal Wedding. Because she's going to be totally respectful.