Morning Meme: We're In "Crazy, Stupid, Love" With Ryan Gosling and Lady Gaga wants to be on "Modern Family"

The Philharmonic’s production of Company, with Neil Patrick Harris, Jon Cryer, and Patti LuPone is going to be filmed and released in select movie theaters in June. Sadly, my local theaters are never “select.”

So Warner, at the MPAA’s request, is pulling the trailer for The Hangover II from theaters, where it aired in front of the PG-13 Source Code. So the monkey diving for the old man’s crotch is taboo for a green band trailer, but the gay joke in The Dilemma trailer is just fine? Thanks for defining the rules, MPAA.

A woman foraging for copper in Georgia (people still forage?) picked up a fiber line by mistake and cut off Internet access for Armenia and half of Georgia. It was an innocent mistake that’s likely to land her in jail for at least three years.

When I read the title The 25 Gayest Animals, I had some concerns before flipping over to view the post. But it’s actually a visual look at animals that exhibit a large amount of gay or bisexual behavior.

It turns out Bradley Manning, still being tortured by the U.S. government without a trial, is actually Welsh, thanks to his mother, and the British government is attempting to intercede on his behalf. This is where “the special relationship” hits the seven year itch.

It turns out when you ask a bunch of puppeteers to create an erection for a centaur, they don’t even blink in the conference room, and just start asking for details about what you’re looking for.

Lady Gaga evidently wants to guest star on Modern Family, but they can’t figure out how to make it work without it being forced. I’m all right with forced – have her bus break down in front of Cameron and Mitchell’s house! I watch Glee, I don’t always need logical plotlines. Sometimes I just want fabulous!

This NSFW post about Jason Patric, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Cox, Chris Noth and Kiefer Sutherland baring all at the 9^th Annual Dressed to Kilt charity show in New York is a must see. Just not at work.

No one really knows the plotline of the new Channing Tatum Peter Pan movie. We don’t even know what role Channing Tatum is playing, except that it’s now known he’s neither Peter Pan, nor Captain Hook. As this post says, maybe Tinkerbell?

Scientists at Fermilab have discovered something. It’s not the Higgs-Boson, but it’s important. We just don’t know how, or what.

University of Michigan student body president Chris Armstrong has filed a $25,000 lawsuit against former Assistant Attorney General Andrew Shirvell for stalking and emotional distress. Shirvell is also under investigation by the Michigan bar association.

Today in odd headlines we have “Hugh Jackman Offered Snow White” which caused me to do a double-take. It of course means he’s been offered the role of the Huntsman in Snow White and the Huntsman, but that’s not what the headline says.

Judge Walker, who struck down Prop 8, has officially come out as gay, surprising absolutely no one.

After a big win, Toronto Raptors players Leandro Barbosa and Reggie Evans held hands in a moment of bonding. The fans have not been kind.

The Grammy Awards have revamped their entire program, trimming a huge number of categories, and most notably doing away with gender segregation. Now for instance, Jennifer Hudson will compete with Bruno Mars in “Best Vocals.” Producers hope the changes can help the broadcast come in at under 47 hours.

The End of the LGBT Blogosphere As We Know It? I hope not.

Dish Network bought Blockbuster at auction, but no one is quite sure why.

Senators Kerry and Leahy join 10 of their colleagues in asking Homeland Security to quit deporting married gay couples until the law is clarified. Homeland Security says no dice.

Tina Fey is pregnant again. Who doesn’t want Tina Fey as their mother? Also, contrary to Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock is not ending after next year.

The Employment Non Discrimination Act has been reintroduced on the House floor, this time with 92 fewer cosponsors than the last Congress. Thanks for being a fierce advocate while you had the majority, Mr. President.