Morning Meme: Captain Jack's "Man Sex," John Krasinski Checks Into Chateau Marmont, and Panthro's "Thundercats" Cabaret

John Barrowman talks about the new season of Torchwood: Miracle Day, saying “I’m naked in one episode – I am full-on naked. I am bumping and grinding in this one. I am having man sex. The true die-hard fans know Jack is omnisexual – he likes men and women. People who tune into this series will just think Jack is gay, because he just has full-on man sex. It was really fun. One day, I get to shoot a helicopter and save the world, and a couple of days later, I get to have sex with a 24-year-old. It’s the most perfect job in the world.”

At a fundraiser last night in New York City, President Obama said that marriage should be left to the states. So much for his opinion "evolving." I can't begin to express how offended I am that a man whose own parents' interracial marriage was made possible by a federal court ruling is taking the Tea Party route on the issue.. I can't begin to express how offended I am that a man whose own parents' marriage was possible thanks to a federal court takes the Tea Party route on the issue.

JK Rowling has unveiled Pottermore. It's as confusing as it is revolutionary. Basically, it's an ebook store, with Rowling selling her own works via ebook, with no publisher in between. No DRM, just trust. There's also a social experience around the books, with the ability to join Hogwarts houses, get original content, and interact with other Potter fans. Some people think it could change the face of publishing.

Aaron Sorkin and John Krasinski are teaming up to develop a mini series about the legendary Chateau Marmont, home and party palace for everyone from Jean Harlow to Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Price is pregnant. If you're going "Who?" like I was, she's the fortunate soul that gets to sleep with celebrity chef/hunk Curtis Stone.

Over at E! they're voting for the Best Kiss of the last television season, and you can vote for the kiss that almost caused me to wreck the car when my phone nearly exploded – Kurt and Blaine.

For an outside perspective on my favorite new website, Animals Being Dicks, we get ANIMALNewYork, who loves it, with this qualifier: "So, let’s make a quick distinction here. Dogs are hilarious jerks. Cats are just assholes. Oh yeah, I went there."

Will Smith is reportedly courting Emma Thompson to adapt Annie as a starring vehicle for his daughter Willow.

The Great Speedup is going on all around you, particularly in the United States. You're now doing the jobs that used to take several people, but you're not being paid more. And you're not really good at it, but you're good enough to up corporate profits. How did we get here?

The Williams Institute is chewing its way through the 2010 Census Data on same-sex couples on a state-by-state basis (trust me, they send a LOT of press releases). But it is fascinating to see how many are raising children, and how it seems more common in more rural areas.

In news that I totally missed, and shocked me, Here! has announced new television development, including a new eight episode season of Dante's Cove called Dante's Cove: Book of Tresum, set to debut late fall. Now if only my cable system still carried Here!

True Blood's Ryan Kwanten says he doesn't work out for the show – he works out to stay sane. He's always been active, and as one of three boys, was always on the move, even the time he got gummed by a shark.

Cory Monteith had a wild youth that included a lot of drugs, and stealing from his family to pay for the habit. Some tough love and rehab set him straight though, and it's how he got into acting.

Sofia Vergara has had to drop out of The Paperboy with Matthew McConaughey, Zac Efron and Tobey Maguire because the camera couldn't handle all the beauty. No, seriously, the dates slipped and she has to get back to Modern Family, which is for the best.