Weekend Meme: Alec Baldwin Banishes Homophobia, Gareth Thomas Basks In the Sun, and Neil Patrick Harris Rocks Out With Smurfs

I hate to start on a downer, but for those of you hoping to wed Daniel Craig now that New York has marriage equality are out of luck, because he went and married his Dream House costar Rachel Weisz.

Despite being the first Pixar film to ever receive a "rotten" rating on Rotten Tomatoes, Cars 2 is on track to bring in $70 million this weekend, besting everything and beating initial estimates. Bad Teacher is coming out strong, headed for $30 million.

Ryan Murphy says that his new American Horror Story is a genre piece about "creatures", but mostly it's about what scares us in life. He also says that the scary is very sexual between stars Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott. He's also moving forward with plans to bring The Normal Heart to the big screen.

Speaking of The Normal Heart, the Broadway revival has been going out of its way to attract younger audience members, offering $30 tickets to folks under 30 on Thursdays. And it's working. Go read the reactions of gay men who grew up after the worst of the deaths.

AT&T lobbyist Troup Coronado follows his resignation from the board of GLAAD with a resignation from Equality California. I completely agree that ethics and rules were called into question with this scandal, but I do hope it doesn't derail corporate funding for these organizations, which I respect a great deal. Most days.

Carol Brady, aka Florence Henderson reveals that she once got crabs in the 1960s after an affair with former NYC mayor John Lindsay.

Here's good news – the TSA says it's perfectly OK to travel with your vibrator.

On the kickoff of Pride New York, as the state senate was voting on marriage equality, police raided The Eagle. Supposedly the operation was planned weeks in advance, but f they planned that far in advance, it means they intended to shut down the bar on one of the biggest nights of the year for the gay community.

Speaking of voting on things, Texas is one vote away from authorizing Confederate Flag license plates. It will all come down to who Texas Gov. Rick Perry appoints to the commission.

Liam Hemsworth is looking to star in the Vietnam-era indie AWOL. Also in negotiations is local favorite Max Adler.

Ron Paul wants the gold reserves at Ft. Knox audited for completeness and purity. Me, I'd like them sold to save some money on security. Why do we need hard reserves at this point?

President Obama has appointed former Rep. Patrick Murphy to the West Point Board of Visitors. Veteran Murphy spearheaded the drive to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell in Congress, and many believe it cost him his seat.

Rep. Murphy is also probably why, for the first time, active duty military members will march in San Diego Pride as a group. Not all the marchers are gay, and they won't be in uniform, but for a city with such a huge military identity, this is a big deal.

Over at GayGamer.net, they've got your 8-bit versions of Pride Anthems, like "Firework" and Ke$ha's "We R Who We R."

Ben Barnes is set to star opposite Jeff Bridges in the big screen adaptation of Seventh Son, for a possible franchise launch. Studios are throwing every young adult series at the big screen hoping to find the next Harry Potter.

Patricia Kluge, once the wealthiest divorcee in America with a settlement rumored at $1 billion, has filed for bankruptcy protection. True story, five-year-old me once met the Kluges, as a family friend lived near their estate. Mr. Kluge was a famous recluse, but he waved at me.

I was unaware that my future ex-husband and The Book of Mormon star Rory O'Malley co-founded Broadway Impacts with Gavin Creel. Here are five other things you may not know about O'Malley, who I can't wait to take home to meet mother.

Wilfred was the highest premiering comedy ever on FX. Personally, I think that Brent's rave review sold the show short, as it's the most brilliant thing I've watched in years.

Both the U.S. and the UK versions of Torchwood: Miracle Day will have different extra scenes. Rumor has it that some of what they filmed is too racy for broadcast on the BBC, but is fine on a pay premium like Starz. Finally! We get the nudity the Brits can't handle.