Morning Meme: Neil Patrick Harris Hosts Stephen Fry, Sean Penn Is a Rock Star Nazi Hunter, and Tom Hardy Is Shirtless Again

Kal Penn is leaving his White House job to head back to television. Obviously he can't return to House since his character is most sincerely dead. So instead he's headed over to his Harold & Kumar pal Neil Patrick Harris' sitcom How I Met Your Mother as a love interest for Robin.

Just how much has Warner raked in from Harry Potter up to this point? Just about $21 billion and counting.

Prince Albert of Monaco and his new bride Charlene spent the first several nights of their honeymoon not just in separate beds, but in separate hotels nearly 10 miles apart. The official reason is that Prince Albert had meetings in the city and she stayed at the beach, but isn't that just a bit strange?

Wire.com published severely redacted chat logs with indefinitely imprisoned Bradley Manning nearly a year ago. Now, in light of developments, they've decided to release everything they've got about the early chats, from Manning's reasoning to his own thoughts on sexuality and gender identity.

I'll give Vulture points for creativity with the symbols they use  to chart which True Blood characters have had the most sex. And I was fairly stunned to see that Tara was the character who got around most. But I'm not sure I appreciate how they break straight sex out into a dozen categories, but gay sex is just one blot.

GLAAD has reversed their letter supporting the AT&T/T-Mobile merger. Honestly, I'm surprised at this point there's someone left at the beleaguered organization to make that decision and draft the press release.

CBS has responded to the homophobic Dumbledore outburst by a Big Brother contestant by basically releasing a generic "contestants' views are not necessarily the views of CBS" statement.

I know people in Los Angeles love and need their cars, but the more I read about Carmagedon, the more intense my hatred for everyone who lives there grows. Yes, you have traffic. Yes, a lot of it is on the 405, which needs some work. But it's not a post-apocalyptic scenario, the world isn't ending, and Jet Blue should not be offering cross-town flights for $5 each way to get you 35 miles.

You can now pre-order the next Matt Alber album, and depending on what you're willing to pay, you may get some awesome extras. But if Matt's manning the order line himself, does he take orders over Facetime? Because he's just adorable.

Eden Woods of Toddlers & Tiaras is retiring. At age six. She'll concentrate on writing her memoir before going on to a career similar to Oprah. I wish I was joking, but that what was said, on video.

Diablo Cody is doing the rewrite on the remake of The Evil Dead. I'm assuming zombie hipsters or something. But how would one tell?

It's being widely reported that Chris Brown made some anti-gay slurs during a pickup basketball game, and it's obviously believable since it wouldn't be the first time he's done something like that. But according to Gossip Cop, Brown wasn't playing basketball on the date in question, and was in the studio.

Mila Kunis has had to back out of accompanying that soldier to the military ball due to her filming schedule, but now a female soldier has recorded a video asking Justin Timberlake. And as the article notes, with Don't Ask, Don't Tell down for the count, maybe Justin can be the date for both of them?

Teen Wolf is going to have a second season on MTV. Maybe gay teen Danny can be bitten or something and have a line or two? Or at least tell Stiles he thinks he's cute.

Hair is going to have audience same-sex marriages onstage July 25th after the performance, the first day such ceremonies are legal (licenses become available on the 24th, with a 24-hour waiting period). I know he's not in the show anymore, but since The Book of Mormon's Rory O'Malley announced it, I think Gavin Creel should be the flower boy.

A Russian salon owner was the victim of an attempted robbery by a thug, but as a black belt, dropped him with a single kick. The she stripped him, tied him up, fed him Viagra and raped him repeatedly over the course of a few days. She let him go, he went to the cops to report her, and now both are in jail. And she's angry: "What a bastard! Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Alexander Skarsgard  is set to star in a Viking movie about two brothers trying to make their way back to Sweden from North America.