Morning Meme: Jason Sudeikis Has "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy," Dolly Parton Raps, and Chris Evans in a Velour Track Suit

There are so many jokes to be made about Justin Timberlake attending Comic-Con with Esquire interviewer Chris Jones, dressed as Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street, especially on marriage equality weekend.. For the record, Timberlake was Ernie.

David Boies and Ted Olsen are set to receive the highest honor available from the American Bar Association, the ABA Medal. Sadly, it's unrelated to their work against Prop 8, but it's good to know we've got the best of the best working on it.

Dolly Parton performed at the Hollywood Bowl, and apparently did a freestyle rap about Queen Latifah. It's honestly not half bad.

Charlize Theron will star in Young Adult, written by Diablo Cody, about a YA novelist who starts acting immature in order to reclaim her identity. It's set for December. Is it time for our own Brent Hartinger to have a midlife crisis?

Do not screw with Blair Waldorf. Leighton Meester is locked in a lawsuit with her mother over money, with her mom saying she had an oral contract for an allowance from the star, and then was beaten with a bottle during an argument about it.

Are Smurfs Closet Marxist Homosexuals? Or are they something worse? Maybe Neil Patrick Harris knows.

Amy Winehouse's funeral is today. I've been listening to Back to Black on repeat for days. Such an amazing talent.

Hot on the heels of Omar from The Wire joining Community comes the news that the new dean is going to be John Goodman.

The Liberty Counsel filed a lawsuit in New York to overturn marriage, in a move that Governor Cuomo says shows a "total lack of understanding of New York state law." Maggie Gallagher declares New York will "be a bloody mess" by the time the National Organization for Marriage is done. And state senator Reuben Diaz says "Today we start a war!" All because a couple a dudes want to be happy?

MTV is unveiling Extreme Cribs. For those of you who thought the ridiculous opulence of the original series was extreme enough, now they're going for quirky – treehouses, luxury caves, that sort of thing.

Graham Norton is coming to America! BBC America announced two new original shows, one of which is Would You Rather with Graham Norton, hosted by Norton, and is a comedy game show testing the quick wits of American comics. Also, Hard Drive with Richard Hammond will take the Top Gear host competing with local experts on exotic vehicles and driving conditions.

Poor Amy Winehouse isn't even laid to rest, and people are already speculating about how much material she's recorded that can be released posthumously.