Morning Meme: Like CA "Dragon Age:Origins" Modified for Gay Marriage, Scott Evans' New Role, and Seeing Double Sue Sylvester

Plus diving lessons on Chelsea Lately, Bear McCreary fights the Family Research Council, and Kathy Griffin destroys Elisabeth Hasselbeck's credibility.

Michael Cera addressed rumors that he might star in Ghostbusters 3. He’s not interested, “Ghostbusters is the most influential movie of my childhood. And I would not want to be the reason that Ghostbusters was all of a sudden bad.” Well, at least he understands what’s at stake.

The 2010 Vanity Fair best dressed list was full of heterosexuals, and mostly of people no one has ever heard of outside of New York City. Mr. Blackwell is spinning in his grave over the inclusion of Lady Gaga. Bruce Weber, more famous for being behind the camera, logged in with a photograph of himself with a llama wearing a necktie.

I don’t play video games, and back when I did, there was no modding. But evidently there’s a new mod for Dragon Age: Origins that allows you to play a male character and marry a dashing knight named Allistair, and the whole story becomes a beautiful metaphor that goes over my head.

This article has a horrible, horrible title, and I’m not going to repeat it. But the essence is they take chick flicks and mash the stories and titles up with guy movies. Must Love Reservoir Dogs is one example. They have complete plotlines, and some are quite funny.

Kathy Griffin just did a fun interview, and she was asked about Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View. She doesn’t disappoint – “The first time I was on and I told her to bring it, I thought it was shocking that she had nothing. I thought: "Oh, I think I get this game." My show is called My Life on the D-List. I would say she's one click away from being the D-List Ann Coulter. My guess is that that's who she aspires to be. I mean, I take her criticism very seriously when she calls me scum. I take it as seriously as I do with any other Survivor contestant.” That’s a nice reminder, Elisabeth is really just a has-been reality contestant.

While we’ve been so focused on our own oil spill, China had a pipeline explosion that killed 13 people and injured 300 more. But in the midst of all of that, a monkey grabbed a puppy and saved it from the disaster. There are pictures.

I can’t watch all of these hoarding shows that are so popular. But like any popular thing, the concept gets overused. A hoarder in Britain, who was given £1,000,000 by his lottery winner father, began hoarding blotter art, and drugs. Specifically, weed, LSD, ecstasy, diazepam and ketamine. He couldn’t stop himself. But when his house overflowed and the cops showed up, he was arrested for possession with intent to distribute. Now his hoarding disorder is his defense. Oh – and he’s broke.

There’s just so much wrong with this I’ll just blurt it out: They’re working on a CHiPs remake with Topher Grace as the executive producer. Hopefully he won’t star as well. Are there no original ideas left?

Nate Berkus says being gay is way down on the list of ways he’s describes himself, and being the first out gay man hosting a daytime talk show isn’t what his show is about, he just wants to do a good show.

Even before the Prop 8 ruling came out yesterday, Brian Brown of the National Organization for Marriage was already fundraising to appeal, asking for donations of $10 to $10,000 tax-deductible dollars. Money owns our country and our government, the people are totally irrelevant.

Bear McCreary is a great composer with an awesome name, and recently he’s most famous for scoring Battlestar Galactica. He’s also practical, and knows a lot of his music is repurposed on YouTube, and chasing those copyright issues is a game of Whack-a-Mole. But when GoodAsYou.org informed him that his signature “Prelude to War” was backing an anti-gay Family Research Council video, he wrote back, and asked NBC Universal to sick the lawyers on it. The letter is worth reading.

Not only is Rocky Horror Picture Show getting the Glee treatment, it’s getting a 35^th Anniversary BluRay release in October.

In Russia, the new fad is getting hairless Sphynx cats tattooed. The results are terrifying, and it’s almost like the cats are wearing battle paint. Which would fit their plans to enslave the human race.

Jane Lynch grabbed a megaphone and stood next to Sue Sylvester.  Yes, you read that right, except one was wax. Sue is now in Madame Tussaud’s.