Meme: George Michael Arrested Again, Taylor Lautner's Body is Comical, and Watch Wallace School Scott On the L Word

Plus Chris Hemsworth's god-like codpiece, my Maggie Gallagher encounter, and Sofia Vergara's breast are protected by God.

Let’s start off my late Meme with news from the Spurf™. He’s peddling a comment that the new Glee star Chord Overstreet gave him that while he may compete for Finn’s solos, he won’t necessarily compete for Rachel, because there are a lot of single people on the show. Cue the Kurt speculation. This would actually be awesome, because Chord is a country singer, and his dad is a major deal in Nashville. We could use some gay country representation on the male side, even if it’s fictional.

In the same piece, the Spurf™ says that while he doesn’t know which 90210 hunk is coming out of the closet (even if we think we do), whoever it is will soon be making out with Broadway vet Kyle Riabko, who took over for Jonathan Groff in Spring Awakening.

George Michael can’t ever just enjoy something. Hot on the news that his music might get the Glee treatment, he gets arrested for DUI and pot possession. Dude – you’re rich, your boyfriend is rich, call a car, or better yet hire a regular driver.

If you can’t fit into your swimsuit and talk to your cat, you’ll soon have one less place to feel validated. Cathy will stop appearing in the funny pages in October. Supposedly the artist wants to spend more time with her family, but I think it’s because someone realized no one reads newspapers anymore.

Online dating site OKCupid.com says Don’t Be Ugly By Accident and offers tips for your online “dating” pictures.

Sarah Gilbert’s new show The Talk will start October 18^th, about a month after As the World Turns stops spinning. Which is probably because of those evil cats on Futurama last week.

Taylor Lautner is getting one of those celebrity Fame comics about his life. They have spent a lot of time drawing his amazing body is excruciating detail, and it looks perhaps more impressive than the real thing. Somebody at the comics office has a crush, methinks!

Depending on who you read, Jennifer Lopez will not be an American Idol judge because of her diva demands, or maybe she has no diva demands and people just like writing negative things about JLo.

Ryan Murphy may have gotten $5 million to do another Julia Roberts movie on the strength of this week’s Eat Pray Love, but critics are showing the film no love, with a 22% fresh rating right now at RottenTomatoes.com.

Some folks need better agents, because I think it’s a crime that Matthew Morrison’s abs make less money per episode of Glee than Snooki’s poof gets for Jersey Shore. And Jane Lynch may sound criminally underpaid compared to David Boreanaz, but she readily admits she doesn’t carry the show like Booth does.

Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach is suing to have his Don’t Ask Don’t Tell discharge blocked, and frankly, I’m furious with President Obama over this. As an Air Force vet myself, I know what we invest in fighter pilots, and this makes absolutely no sense.

Just for the ladies who like ladies, Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara did a sexy photoshoot for Esquire. In her interview she angered some Madonna fans by commenting on the Material Girl’s plastic surgery looking fake, but really, if we’re honest, it does. She admits she once considered a breast reduction, but her mother told her “God will punish you if you cut them.” Mom is the hero of straight men everywhere.