Morning Meme: Steve Jobs Steps Aside, Superman Goes Commando, and Sara Gilbert Is Single

The Young and the Restless star Billy Miller, owner of the best nipples in daytime, has signed on for a recurring role on Ringer as a recovering addict who acts as a resource when Sarah Michelle Gellar's regular sponsor isn't available.

Sara Gilbert and her partner Allison Adler have split up after 10 years together. The split is being called amicable, and they will share custody of their two kids.

Eric Stoltz has snagged the lead role of an advice columnist in a disintegrating marriage in Lifetime's pilot of Modern Love.

Rod 2.0 has an update on Bishop Eddie Long, as two of his accusers break their silence about the disgraced mega-church leader, saying the money isn't worth their ability to sleep at night.

Forbes has released their list of the most powerful women in the world. German Chancellor Angela Merkel tops the list, followed by nine more political and business powerhouses before the first entertainer shows up, Lady Gaga at #11.

The Secret Circle has tapped 10 Things I Hate About You hunk Chris Zylka as a romantic foil to nearly every character on the show. He's going to be an ex of one, chasing another, who's pursued by yet another. I hope he's got some magic of his own. He certainly cast a spell as the roommate in Kaboom, which he also starred with Thomas Dekker, and was frequently naked.

Steve Jobs resigned as head of Apple yesterday. His letter was humble, requesting that the board allow him to be chairman, and still work for the company. He also suggested that they name Tim Cook (known as the most powerful gay man in Silicon Valley, even if he's never said it in an interview) president, making Cook even more powerful. Like they'd dare say no.

Shonda Rimes just sold a hotel drama set in the 1890s to ABC. It's supposed to be about the first true luxury hotel in New York, the owners, the workers and the guests. I just wonder if she can have a period drama live up to the level of slutty her other shows set the bar for.

The Russian cargo ship carrying supplies to the International Space Station has crashed after failing to separate from its booster. NASA says that unless serious issues crop up in the investigation, the crew will have plenty of supplies to last until the next rocket can be launched.

The Human Rights Campaign has issued a memo detailing every case the National Organization for Marriage has lost trying to hide the donor lists for the organization. After six losses in six cases, NOM is yet to disclose a donor list, and the courts seem unwilling to enforce the statutes. Can't we get a little justice, or will money always buy a court win?

Bethany College in Kansas, a Lutheran school, has suspended the entire golf team for three tournaments after the team posed naked, blocking their junk with golf clubs. Honestly, I don't see the problem, the image isn't that racy (though it might be NSFW).

Fox has improbably rescued Breaking In from cancellation again, bringing the Christian Slater comedy back for 13 episodes in midseason. I'm all for this, because I find costar Bret Harrison incredibly sexy.

If you're battling HIV on a budget, here are some resources to help you save money on your meds.

Likely (ha!) after reading my question about Rise of the Planet of the Apes having such a huge mob of apes in the movie, Slate went and tallied how many apes actually live in San Francisco. It turns out the answer is only 25, which would have been much less impressive on film.

Canisters of frozen bull semen fall off bus, cause scare in Nashville

Teen Nick's 90s nostalgia block is replacing Clarissa Explains It All and Doug with Hey Arnold and Rocko's Modern Life. I'm holding out for Angry Beavers, and I really want Cartoon Network to bring back Sheep In the Big City.

Ryan Gosling has a serious sugar addiction, and likes unusual candy.  He also has a bunch of skeletons in his apartment, and he builds them nervous systems out of Christmas lights. He's also pee shy.

In what may be one of the most despicable rulings I've ever heard, a Texas judge has ruled that a gay man may not leave his children with a man they are not related to by "blood or adoption." This evidently includes his husband, since Texas doesn’t' recognize the marriage. There are no allegations of abuse, and his ex-wife didn't request the restrictions. Talk about an activist judge.