Morning Meme: It's "Bedlam" At BBC America, Carson Kressley Talks "Dancing" With Nate, and "Modern Family" Books Josh Gad

This is a good one: Damian from The Glee Project is going to be an exchange student staying with Brittany this season, which means that we need a mom in the Pierce household.  So does anyone have any casting ideas? There already appears to be an online movement for Lisa Kudrow. Does this mean a choral version of "Smelly Cat" is in our future?

Modern Family is set to split up the normal pairs for a Christmas episode this season, as they rush to have an "Express Christmas" before going their own ways for the holidays.

BBC America has scheduled Bedlam to begin October 1 at 10:00, starring Will Young, who will hopefully be sharing his music with America as well by that point.

The message boards have lit up over at ABC over Chaz Bono appearing on Dancing With the Stars this season, with bigots saying the show is no longer family friendly and they don't want their children exposed to such a thing. What are they afraid of?

Navy Captain Owen Honors, famous for his raunchy, sexist, anti-gay "morale" videos, has managed to keep his job. Originally it was reported he was being forced to retire, but now a board has allowed him to stay. I can't imagine his commanding anything bigger than a paddle boat at this point, but it's disappointing to say the least.

The investigation into the phone hacking at News Corp is escalating, with Rupert Murdoch and his son James expected to be called to testify at the UK High Court. The purpose is supposed to be violations of the U.S. Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, which sounds like there may be some issues around 9/11 victims.

A new diagnosis of HIV has caused much of the Los Angeles adult film community to shut down as a new round of testing and notifications happen. It's currently unknown if the new case is in the straight or gay video world.

Tyler, The Creator has responded to GLAAD's criticism of his overwhelming homophobia on his debut album. "Well, I have gay fans and they don't really take it offensive, so I don't know. If it offends you, it offends you…If you call me a n—a, I really don't care, but that's just me, personally. Some people might take it the other way; I personally don't give a sh–." Charming.

Things are not good in near-Earth orbit, and if the Russians can't figure out what caused a Progress module to explode, the International Space Station may have to be abandoned by November.

Bon Iver's Justin Vernon (who is everywhere on my dash these past two weeks, despite my never having heard of him before) is just as much a fan of the MTV VMAs as Adam Levine continues to be.

The Book of Mormon's Josh Gad is set to guest star on Modern Family as a neighbor who idolizes everything Phil does, and has modeled his entire life on him. I've largely learned to love Phil after a rocky start, but this may be a step too far for me.

Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association used his radio program to call for the recriminalization of homosexuality. Just last week he indicated his my-way-or-the-highway belief, saying "I’ve said it before, and I will say it again, until everyone in the United States agrees with me. America must choose between homosexuality and religious liberty, because we cannot have both. America must choose between homosexuality and freedom of speech, because we cannot have both. America must choose between homosexuality and freedom, because we cannot have both.”

If Beyonce announcing she's pregnant sets a Twitter record 60% higher than the death of Osama bin Laden, frankly, I agree with Professor Farnsworth.