Morning Meme: Jeff Lewis' Hand-Stuffed Olives, Evil Wil Wheaton Returns, and MAC Venomous Villains Collection

Plus Michael Caine's Chillout Room, the Palins are everywhere, and what ever happened to Caprica?

I had no idea that filming had begun on the $200 million adaptation of Battleship. But pictures have surfaced of Rhianna dressed in a military uniform for the film, and what’s most shocking is that you can’t see her fivehead – girlfriend has bangs.

If you recall, Oklahoma state rep Sally Kern once said that homosexuals were worse than terrorists. Today, she expounded on the topic, “Here in America we’ve had what, maybe three known real big terrorist attacks on our nation. But every day our young people especially, all of us, but our young people especially are in a sense bombarded with the message that homosexuality is normal and natural.” Sally, I’m pretty sure I’m more natural than your hair color.

I’d like to continue throwing stones at other states, but locally, Huntington, WV is back in the news, and once again, it’s something stupid. No, short British chefs aren’t invading because we’re obese, but they may need to, because we’re removing playground equipment because children might get hurt. Yes, fear of children hurting themselves is causing Cabell County schools to remove swings from the playground, so children can not-play and get fatter.

Did you know that Cassidy Haley isn’t just about music and sexy pictures of himself in underwear? He also has a digital magazine about his music with sexy pictures of him in his underwear. I love these new performance artist types!

The Vanity Fair 100 list is out of people who … well, I’m really not sure what these people have in common. I’ve not heard of huge swaths of them. I did see a few that we’d recognize, like Lady Gaga, Marc Jacobs, and Karl Lagerfield. Also on the list are folks like Larry Ellison, Rupert Murdoch, and Mark Zuckerberg. I told you it was an odd list.

Anne Heche’s mom has published a book calling for death for gays. And it still probably makes more sense than whatever her daughter is doing right now.

Andy Cohen doesn’t want to say that Bravo is a gay network. That’s O.K., Andy, I don’t want to say that Bravo is a gay network either.

If you feel cheated about not getting to see the last two episodes of Better Off Ted with Portia DeGeneres, you can get them with Netflix or buy them on iTunes.

The video autoplays at this link, but it really is so worth it. Just trust me, you want to watch it, and then you’ll email it to every single person you’ve ever met. Ever so mildly NSFW.

A 22-year-old man attempted suicide in New York by jumping off the 39^th floor. He landed on a Dodge Charger, which must have an amazing crash test rating, because he survived with only two broken legs.

And updated scorecard says that Fox News has now mentioned Ken Mehlman’s coming out twice. This article notes that the HRC and the NGLTF have yet to bring it up though. Mere hours after it was published though, HRC’s Joe Solmonese appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball to discuss it.

I am so glad that we know Flipping Out’s Jeff Lewis is actually a nice guy, because interviews like this, in which he discusses having his assistant hand-stuff olives with blue cheese for his martinis would really make me hate him.

The Netherlands is closing prisons because they don’t have enough criminals to fill them up. That must be a surreal concept to American politicians. Here in the states slightly over 1% of our 310 million person population is in prison.

Evil Wil Wheaton is set to return to Big Bang Theory to ruin Sheldon’s day, and it sounds like they have the perfect plot for it. I just wish there was a way to have him wear the clown sweater in the show. The disconnect might cause Sheldon’s head to explode.

Bristol Palin says she’s going to wear only modest outfits on Dancing With the Stars. You know, because dressing provocatively can cause you to be a single teenage mother, and that would be wrong.

Meanwhile, this profile of her mother Sarah Palin shows her to be such an artificial packaged product she makes Cheez Whiz look organic in comparison.

Miss Universe 2010 backs marriage equality, putting her in step with Mexico City, and light years ahead of the Catholic Church in Mexico, as well as the President of the United States. 

**Spoiler** I don’t think we knew this, but True Blood Season 4 will heavily feature Jesus (Kevin Alejandro), and his crazy is only just getting started.

SyFy has extended the pickup options for the Caprica actors rather than renew the show by the August 15^th expiration. That doesn’t bode well for our guncle/gangster.