Weekend Meme: Cheyenne Jackson Got Hitched, Roddy McDowall's Home Movies, and Will Eddie Murphy Host the Oscars?

First off, huge congratulations to Cheyenne Jackson and his boyfriend husband Monte Lapka, who just got married in a beach ceremony in the Hamptons. As Cheyenne tweeted, "It's official, after 11 years together, Zora's no longer a bastard. Just married the best man I've ever known."

The Vatican is so upset that the Irish government called them out publicly for being uncooperative in the pedophile priest problem in that country that they've recalled their official envoy. Seriously, with scandal after scandal, each one finding the church covered up the abuse for decades, they have the balls to play the outraged victim again?

If this article that is about registering the poor to vote being un-American isn't enough to give you an aneurysm, then head on into the comments where it gets so much worse. It seems that for these commenters, you should have to be a wealthy landowner in order to have the right to suffrage.

In a move that astounds me as to his actual relevance in Hollywood, Eddie Murphy is in talks to host the Oscars next year.  They'll have to bleep o ut the entire show.

Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight because his pants were sagging. There all sorts of things about this story that baffle me, starting with the fact that a rock star was flying Southwest on a cattle call. Then there's the fact he's a bit old for saggy pants. Plus the fact that who cares if his pants sag? Besides me, because he's got a cute butt.

In what's being called a frighteningly slow box office weekend, The Help is expected to hold on to the #1 spot at $16.5 million with the three wide releases, Shark Night 3D, The Debt, and Apollo 18 clumped together at around $11 million.

Fox News' Dr. Keith Ablow, never one to shy away from bashing anything GLBT, is using his platform to tell people not to allow your children to watch Dancing With the Stars this year because of Chaz Bono, who may "confuse" your kids. 

Susan Lucci has written a new epilogue for her book that bashes ABC Daytime chief Brian Frons for destroying All My Children in an attempt to save his own job.  "I watched Brian Frons’ decisions destroy the production of our show and the lives of people on both sides of the country,” writes Lucci, who says Frons possesses “that fatal combination of ignorance and arrogance. An iconic show was losing out to greed… If Brian Frons could show his bosses that he could save the network 40 percent… he could keep his job even if the rest of us lost ours."

Former out police chief Brian Paddick has won the Liberal Democrats nomination for Mayor of London. When he last ran for the position, he finished a distant third. Frankly with the phone hacking investigation taking out chunks of Scotland Yard, maybe he should just go run that.

Joe Manganiello will not be going full frontal in Magic Mike according to his agent. Frankly, if we do see any peen in this thing, my guess is that it will be a bit player in the background, not one of the principle actors. And this being based on Channing Tatum's life, the real life video of him stripping wasn't the Full Monty, so why expect that?

Arrested Development's David Cross has scored a recurring role on Modern Family as a local councilman who runs afoul of Claire.