Morning Meme: Adam Lambert Gets In a Fight, Grooming Your Werewolf With Joe Manganiello, and Dolce & Gabanna Goes Homoerotic

Plus clothing from Betty White, Ryan Murphy's new show, and Katy Perry dedicates "Ur So Gay" to a high school classmate.

Adam Lambert was relaxing on South Beach yesterday, minding his own business while wearing his grandmother’s hat, when a particular paparazzi just wouldn’t leave him alone, even after Adam asked him to leave. So Adam got physical with the pap. His friends restrained him, and no one got hurt, but we probably haven’t heard the last of this. In the ultimate irony, the pap who took pictures of the pap getting roughed up probably got paid more.

Ryan Murphy (Glee) is teaming up with Howard Gordan (24) to create a new high-concept drama dealing with people’s fears. Not much more is known, but with the names involved, it’s almost a lock for series.

The Black Eyed Peas are rumored for half-time at the Super Bowl. I’m totally sick of the Black Eyed Peas, but I’m also sick of half-time musicians that had their last hit when I still didn’t have a driver’s license, so I’ll take it.

Emma Stone is going to host Saturday Night Live October 23^rd. That means the lineup announced so far is Jane Lynch, Bryan Cranston, and Amy Poehler. Are they finally stepping up their game?

Out super producer/writer/director Bryan Fuller is going to write a live action Pinocchio for Warner Bros. I’m with the article – less interested in who gets to play Pinocchio than who gets to play Jiminy Cricket.

The Humanitas Prizes have been awarded, and Glee and Modern Family are big winners. In a handy twist, Glee was considered a drama , allowing both it and Modern Family to win. Even more ironically, CBS head Nina Tassler, seen in these pages twice/year apologizing for her network having zero gay characters, gave the keynote at an awards ceremony honoring shows centered around gay characters.

Casey Affleck finally admitted that he and Joaquin Phoenix have been punking us for a year with the whole I’m Still Here film.

The Toronto International Film Festival is hearing Oscar buzz about the Nicole Kidman vehicle Rabbit Hole . I’d normally just begin mocking Kidman’s forehead, but Shortbus’ John Cameron Mitchell directed this, so I’m willing to give a chance.

Fox News is suing a Missouri Democratic Senate candidate for using footage from Fox News in a misleading way. I thought footage from Fox News was misleading by definition?

BBC America is going to show Law & Order: UK starting October 3^rd. Like we need another flavor of Law & Order in this country. But the bonus is that hunky Jamie Bamber is in this version. I wonder if he wears one of those goofy robes Americans associate with British courts?

There’s concept art for the Voltron movie. And they’re using lions for hands, not those lame trucks, and one of the lions is eating the Statue of Liberty.

While some are saying it was scripted, Katy Perry played a concert at her old high school, called out the star quarterback of her class for not dating her, then began singing “Ur So Gay.” What. A. Bitch. Even if he was in on it, a pop star just validated calling someone gay as an insult to a bunch of high school students. What. A. Bitch.

Sam Trammel loves taking off his clothes to transform on True Blood. In fact, he’s done full frontal in three different plays before, so he considers True Blood tame.

ABC won the bidding war to land Darren Star’s Good Christian Bitches series set in Texas. This should be campy good fun.

While the focus on this quick interview with hunky werewolf Joe Manganiello was on his perfect beard, I was focused on the body grooming questions at the end. Manganiello doesn’t manscape, saying “I don’t have to, thank God. I’m Sicilian and Armenian and I play a werewolf, and I’m hairless. I think it was probably the only time in history you’re going to see that combination.” As for his cast mates, “I don’t know. I haven’t shaved any of them, so I couldn’t tell you.”

Stephen Fry wears the fact that the Daily Mail hates him as a badge of honor. Literally. He has an actual badge he wears, it’s pink.

E! has greenlit a new competition show in which brides compete to win major plastic surgery before their weddings. Finally, something that even Bravo passed on.