Morning Meme: Damian McGinty's First "Glee" Appearance, Kellan Lutz Works Out, and Robert Downey Jr. Is "The Accidental Genius"

The tabloids think Anderson Cooper is stretching himself too thin, seeing him nap while waiting for jury duty. In my opinion, he's used to disaster zones where you catch what naps you can. Now I just need to know the magic words he used to get excused from jury duty.

In this list of the Top 50 Power Showrunners, I can't help but notice that there are several gay power players on the Drama list, like Alan Ball and Kevin Williamson, but the Comedy list looks very heterosexual. I wonder why?

I didn't watch The Glee Project, so I don't know a lot about Damian McGinty. But his first photo from the set looks like he's getting treated more like Kurt in the pilot than the glee club these days.

Suriname held their first "Coming Out Day" and Rod 2.0 has coverage, including some video from the event.

If you were wondering how progressive MSNBC intended to spin hate-group leader Tony Perkins being on their payroll, they've decided to call him a "Values Leader." Where's a petition to make them drop him when you need one?

Warner Bros. has picked up the script for The Accidental Genius for Robert Downey, Jr. It's based on a real, but exceedingly rare phenomena of people waking up from head trauma with extraordinary mental abilities.

The New York Times has done an extensive review of the $6,400 Kohler Numi toilet, probably as much space as they devoted to the lack of toilets at Occupy Wall Street.

For the record, I already called "Not it!" for The Celebrity Apprentice when it just had one gay. Now that Clay Aiken has been joined by George Takei, someone is going to have to step up to recap this.

Harry Potter's Jamie Waylett had already had a run in with the law over pot possession, but now police raided his house in connection with the summer riots and discovered he'd made a bomb and had 15 marijuana plants growing there.

Jamie Kennedy is set to host Guinness World Records Gone Wild, which hopefully won't involve drunk naked chicks.

In news that unexpectedly made me sadder than I would have thought, the D.C. Cowboys have announced their final season. I remember going to see them at Remingtons, and they were cute and friendly. Then they showed up on American's Got Talent. They've done a lot of great charity work, and will be missed.

Out lesbian Alison Nathan has been confirmed to the U.S District Court for the Southern District of New York. No Republicans voted for her confirmation. Her biggest critic was Senator Jeff Sessions, who seemed to think she'd rule based on the laws of Yugoslavia, which doesn't exist anymore.

TV Guide titles their interview with The Vampire Diaries' Paul Wesley and Joseph Morgan Paul Wesley and Joseph Morgan Discuss Their Vampire Diaries Bromance and then never brings up the bromance or the obvious sexual tension.

Despite getting fired, Charlie Sheen was the highest paid actor on television last year, hopefully for the last time.

ABC is buying a sitcom from Ellen DeGeneres and Ellen creator Alex Herschlag about a Jewish-Chinese couple and their children trying to forge an identity in the world and in their multigenerational families.

The A-List: Dallas' Taylor Garrett spoke to Huffington Post about the delay in the police report on the rock incident. Evidently it happened while he was in Los Angeles filming with Ann Coulter, and the police report was filed by his apartment complex manager, so it didn't have his name on it. As far as Coulter goes, he doesn't support her gay rights views, but loves her abortion views. So basically, he doesn't mind it when she trashes people's rights, as long as the rights aren't his.