Morning Meme: Lance Bass Whores Out Broadway, NOM Lies Again and Meet the Slutty Pumpkin

Paul Walker is in talks to star in the American adaptation of District B 13, which will also star David Belle, from the original French movie. I'm hoping that Walker spends a lot of the movie shirtless, learning parkour.

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Spain has censored all of Eva Longoria's lesbian scenes from Without Men, about a town where all the men are forcibly conscripted into a guerilla army and the women make do.

Today in incredibly unnecessary sequel news, work has begun on a Dumb & Dumber sequel starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, with the Farrelly brothers directing.

Lance Bass is reportedly planning to produce the play Hollywood Whores, with Kirstie Alley playing the pimp. I'm unclear from the write-ups if the whores are male or female, or a mixture of both.

PETA is suing Sea World for violating the 13th Amendment, which bans slavery. It's believed to be the first time constitutional rights have been sought for animals.

I know most scientific study participants are bored/poor/drunk college students, and they bounce back easily. But I can't help but think shooting balls at them by surprise from a cannon is a bit cruel, just to learn the origins of "think fast" in muscle memory.

Dylan McDermott is taking his fine, 50-year-old body from American Horror Story to the big screen, where he'll star in Dog Fight as a political consultant to a candidate played by Zack Galifiankas.

Hey fellow gays: Linda Harvey says we don't exist. Like unicorns.

Brazil seems poised to become the third Latin American country with marriage equality following a decision by the Supreme Court of Appeals. Congratulations!

I can't believe how fast networks and studios are tripping over themselves to produce tributes about Steve Jobs. Next up is PBS with One Last Thing on November 2.

Jennifer Coolidge seems like the perfect addition to 2 Broke Girls as the wacky neighbor. In retrospect, she seems the perfect foil.

A federal probe into the investment scam that allegedly robbed members of Bishop Eddie Long's congregation of their life savings has begun. The focus is Long's investment advisor Ephren Taylor.

Gay rights pioneer Frank Kameny passed away from heart disease according to the coroner.

While Mike Judge is riding high on the return of Beavis & Butthead, he hasn't ruled out bringing Daria back into the mix, which is something I could really get behind.

Zack Braff is headed to Cougar Town in what is turning out to be a major reunion of the show. This season will have Scrubs alumns Braff, Sarah Chalke, Robert Maschio, Sam Lloyd and Ken Jenkins making an appearance in the cul-de-sac.

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