Morning Meme: Hells Angels Sue Alexander McQueen, Chris Evans Strips Down, and Where Do Baby Muppets Come From?

Mission: Impossible 4’s new name is Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol and people are already calling it Punctuation: Impossible. I admit, I’m having trouble typing it out in a way that makes sense. Maybe it’s easier in the Thetan language.

Scarlett Johansson will host Saturday Night Live November 13^th with Arcade Fire, while Anne Hathaway picks up November 20^th with Florence and the Machine. I’d say I hope that Scarlett brings her sexy husband, but they’re almost never seen together.

The Hells Angels are suing Alexander McQueen for using their trademark winged death head symbol on his bags without permission. I didn’t realize the notorious biker gang had copyright attorneys.

In the 50 Most Terrifying Sesame Street Costumes, Bert and Ernie figure prominently. Just sayin’.

Have the incredibly unattainable jack-o-lanterns that we see online caused you to throw in your carving knife?

A man charged with indecent exposure has put forth a defense that his junk is so small, he can’t be found guilty. Also known as the South Park defense.

In the UK, young men snogging other dudes is becoming common, with no gay connotation. I really want to be the bigger man here and praise this new trend of male affection, but frankly, as a gay dude, I think it’s a lot of mixed signals to process.

Big Love is going to wrap up with season five. Will Alby finally find peace? I have no idea, because I quit watching in season 2. I guess Sister Wives kind of made the show redundant.

James MacArthur, who played Danno in the original Hawaii Five-0, has passed away.

It seems like every event, from new albums to benefit concerts is getting funded with a Kickstarter campaign. I get dozens each day. But if it’s funding a ceremony to honor Judith Light for her work with Broadway Speaks Out, this one might be worth it. She’s done so much for us.

Unstoppable is the new Denzel Washington/Chris Pine movie about saving a train. MTV asked Chris his “most heroic effort” and the dude gets points for honesty. “I once saved a breakfast burrito from crashing and disintegrating. On myself. I got a stain on my pants. I couldn't wear the pants anymore. The definition of selfless."

This week a Marie Claire blogger said of the CBS sitcom Mike & Molly “Yes, I think I'd be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other. Because I'd be grossed out if I had to watch them doing anything. To be brutally honest, even in real life, I find it aesthetically displeasing to watch a very, very fat person simply walk across a room -- just like I'd find it distressing if I saw a very drunk person stumbling across a bar or a heroin addict slumping in a chair.” The show’s creator had a shockingly measured response.

The government is appealing the bail for murder music performer Buju Banton while he awaits his retrial on charges of cocaine possession with intent. It probably means he’s staying in jail until the retrial, and likely will have served 1+ years just awaiting trial. Bad karma.

One rule for the Oprah Winfrey Network. The Oprah Winfrey Network does not call anyone “bitches.”

Are the gay blogs giving Dan Choi a pass on misogyny for calling Senator Harry Reid a pu**y, and that he bleeds every month?

Protestors showed up to demand Midland School Board Vice President Clint McCance’s resignation following horrific comments on Facebook hoping for the death of gays. We’ll have more coverage later on the AC360 interview last night. McCance does say he intends to resign, but doesn’t rule out running again.

Barbie is launching a reality series online hosted by Whitney Port to find Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend. Now you can go vote on possible Kens. The winner will become part of the redesign for Ken currently underway.

A Florida mom is being charged with murder after shaking her baby to death when its crying kept disturbing her game of Farmville.

FX is adapting the Korean film Soo to a series. It’s based on the life of twin brothers, one a cop, one a hitman. The hitman witnesses the murder of his twin brother, and assumes his police identity to solve the murder. Based upon the producers involved, I’d guess this will be extremely violent

NBC News’ Richard Engel gave a preview of the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell troop survey last night on The Rachel Maddow Show. And you know what? The vast majority of the troops don’t care, or think any conflict could be worked out one-on-one.