Weekend Meme: Congratulations Mario Cantone, Matthew Mitcham is a Cover Boy, and "Charlie Brown: Blockhead's Revenge"

Congratulations to Mario Cantone, who finally made an honest man out of Jerry Dixon. Cantone told Joy Behar "We're older now. We've been together 20 years. After 20 years you're like, 'Thanks for the anti-climactic honeymoon government!"

Nickelodeon is going to air Cry Baby Lane on Halloween. The movie made headlines this year when it was (erroneously) reported that it was only aired once because it was too scary. Nick says they just lost track of the film in the vaults.

I was the 3,799,363,806th person alive on earth when I was born, and the 78,000,511,502nd person to ever live, according to the BBC.

Hustling is going to be a very interesting (and very, very sexy) webseries about a man in the world's oldest profession. The teaser has a lot of style.

Fox is relaunching In Living Color as a pair of specials with an eye towards rebooting it as a series. Keenan Ivory Wayans is back onboard to executive produce the show, but it's doubtful Jennifer Lopez will reprise her role as a Fly Girl. Done right, this could be one relaunch that won't have me saying "Hated it!"

The donkey brothel business is thriving in Colombia.

Matthew Mitcham is one of four Gay Times cover models in November. You'll have your choice of Mitcham, Sir Ian McKellen, Joe McElderry, and Lady Gaga. The special editions celebrate 37 years of publication.

Apple's latest SEC filing reveals the tech giant has over $80 billion in cash reserves on the books, and that was before the iPhone 4S went on sale.

Google has announced over 100 niche channels of original programming to launch next year, targeting specific demographics with original programming, often designed by major celebrities. Looking at the list, there doesn't appear to be a channel targeting GLBT audiences.

New Regency has landed the rights to make a Fraggle Rock movie. Which is fantastic. Except there's a rumor they may do it with CGI instead of puppets.

Thankfully, most big banks, including Chase, have decided not to follow in Bank of America's shoes and impose monthly fees for using debit cards.

I'm a huge fan of the series Phineas & Ferb because it encourages kids to have creativity, plus it has fantastic humor. But some of their "specials" don't live up to the fun of the regular episodes. So I was concerned about a feature film. Thankfully, they've called in Pixar's Michael Arndt to work the script.

Out candidate David Norris graciously conceded defeat in the election for the presidency of Ireland.

HBO is teaming up to adapt Unreal Estate: Money, Ambition and the Lust for Land in Los Angeles into a series. The book explores 16 fabulous estates in four fancy neighborhoods in Los Angeles, as well as the details of their famous owners like Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., Sonny and Cher, and Jayne Mansfield.

New York Senator Gillibrand is backing a bill to make sure adoption is available to all couples, gay and straight, at the federal level, eliminating inequality in many states.

A new report says that the Catholic Church owns German publisher Weltbild, a $1.6 billion operation that makes a significant revenue from erotica. They also own 50% of Droemer Knaur, which produces titles that are positively titillating.

Doris Day is set to receive a Career Achievement Award from the L.A. Film Critics. Rock Hudson would no doubt be very proud.

Over 50,000 people attended a gay rights parade in Taiwan after a year when gay rights had seemed to be slipping in the nation. I used to visit Taipei fairly regularly, and had a great deal of fun at the gay bars, which were open and not at all hidden. It was yet another country in which I tried asking the concierge to get me a cab to a specific address only to have him name the bar based on the address alone.

 It looks like Puss In Boots is going to finish the weekend in the top slot with around $37 million. Justin Timberlake's In Time is looking to open in third with $13 million, while The Rum Diary looks to be a rare Johnny Depp bomb with $5.5 million.

Grimm was a ratings surprise, starting strong given it premiered opposite game seven of the World Series. Chuck, however, took a beating.