Morning Meme: Matt Bomer Is On the Big Screen "Now," Timo Descamps Talks "Judas Kiss," and Baby Lily Is Ready For Her Closeup

First things first: It is Election Day in the United States, so make sure you vote, because my rights depend on it. And I’m selfish like that.

The Dallas Morning News has nominated out Ft. Worth Councilman Joel Burns to be their Texan of the Year. Councilman Burns has made national news since his inspiring It Gets Better speech during the council meeting.

18-year old Disney star Demi Lavato has dropped out of her international tour to check into a treatment center for “emotional and physical issues” according to a statement from her management.

I have to admit, Are They Doing It? is the most addictive time waster I’ve come across in a long, long time. Also, I’m a sick, sick person.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Rick Schroder since Silver Spoons. But I’m not sure him showing up on No Ordinary Family is enough to get me to watch.

Alex Pettyfer and Matt Bomer have joined Now with Justin Timberlake. I’m hoping there’s no budget for wardrobe.

The publisher of The National Enquirer has entered bankruptcy. It shouldn’t affect any of the salacious headlines in your grocery store checkout line.

NBC is developing a soap for next season called Vines, set in a winery where the vines have supernatural powers. I don’t care if the vines grant eternal life, without Angela Channing, I’m not watching a show about a winery.

A split appeals court has stayed the end of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell indefinitely pending appeal. The 2-1 decision puts the law back into effect for the foreseeable future as long as President Obama continues the appeals process.

James Nesbitt and Adam Brown have joined The Hobbit. Nesbitt is playing the dwarf Bofur, while Brown is set to play Ori, part of the dwarf company that battles the dragon Smaug. My spell checker is going to hate writing about this movie.

A South African minister is preaching a series that “Jesus had HIV.” He’s obviously got everyone’s attention, but he says “Isaiah 53 clearly paints a picture of Jesus who takes upon himself the infirmities and the brokenness of humanity.”

Alan Ball is set to direct a dark comedy for Paramount. Beyond having Elan Mastai as a writer, not much else is known.

Charlie Sheen is set to divorce his current wife, Brooke Mueller. He’ll be paying her a package settlement, with $55,000/month child support. It’s not like he can’t afford it on $1.8 million/episode, but his kids are toddlers. $55,000/month? Adopt me!

Chelsea footballer Florent Malouda, native of French Guiana, has spoken out against homophobia, comparing it to racism.

The Lair’s David Moretti is joining off-Broadway’s My Big Gay Italian Wedding in the role of Andrew. I haven’t seen the play, so I’m unclear if he gets to keep his clothes on, but he’s probably less likely to be bitten than he was on The Lair.