Morning Meme:Matt Bomer Shakes It Best, Dan Savage Gets Glitter Bombed, and Taylor Lautner Teams With Gus Van Sant

Olivia Munn says that she's front and center to watch her hot costars shake their money makers on the set of Magic Mike. And in spite of being at the elegant Princess Grace Gala, she says "Like, right now, I'm mad. I'm furious that I'm not there watching Matt Bomer shake it, because he can shake it, probably better than most people in the world."

CBS has won an appeal about the "wardrobe malfunction" Janet Jackson had at the 2004 Super Bowl. I know I'm exaggerating, but does anyone else wonder if the government could save a ton of money by not fighting these stupid morality battles in court for seven years and counting? And right on cue, the Parents Television Council is outraged.

Speaking of our government, they passed a bill in the House today affirming that "In God We Trust" is the motto of the United States. I'm surprised they didn't try to clarify that it was just the Christian god we trust.

Meanwhile, the Respect for Marriage Act that would repeal DOMA is likely to pass the Senate Judiciary Committee using the ten Democrats on the 18-member committee. Not a single Republican is expected to live up to their ideal of states' rights.

I really enjoy all of the ABC Wednesday night comedies, and that includes The Middle. But mostly that's spent wondering how much of Axl's treasure trail they can show before the censors stop them, and wondering what Atticus Shaffer's Brick is going to say next. And perhaps surprisingly for his age, he thinks that the fact that his TV family has real problems and "They’re not some family that lives in upstate New York and they’re magically making money from something." In other words, they're not the Kardashians.

After a break, it appears that Ryan (Parker Young) is going to be back on Suburgatory in a big way. And while he may pursue Tessa, he won't skimp on what made his character great – taking his clothes off. "Every week it’s like, ‘Alright, give us some hip thrusts and horsey riding.’” As for that infamous car wash scene, "For that barbecue episode, they pretty much told me to keep washing that car for five minutes without stopping. They called action and I just shook my butt, trying all these different things — drinking the water, scrubbing my abs, scrubbing the car — and it all sort of came together." I'd like to see the full footage myself.

Salman Rushdie wrote a limerick about Kim Kardashian.

The National Park Service has officially listed gay rights legend Frank Kameny's home on the National Registry of Historic Places. As for his funeral costs, the Washington Blade thinks that Leonardo DiCaprio and Dustin Lance Black owe Kameny enough for J. Edgar to cover the expenses.

As for Leo's jowls in J. Edgar, that wasn't prosthetics. According to Dustin Lance Black, "Some of those pounds on later Hoover were not prosthetic. I’ll say it. Leo got a little fat."

Michelle Williams is aware that not all men find her pixie haircut sexy, but she's keeping it for a simple reason: Heath Ledger loved it. "Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair, and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it."

It appears that Dan Savage was glitter bombed for transphobia on Wednesday.

Taylor Lautner is set to star in an indie movie directed by Gus Van Sant that's based on a non-fiction article in The New Yorker that Lautner optioned. This is supposed to mark a career shift for Lautner to only working with top directors. Based on that famous dinner that made the news, it's not a stretch to guess that Dustin Lance Black may write the film.

According to Anne Rice, "Lestat and Louie feel sorry for vampires that sparkle in the sun. They would never hurt immortals who choose to spend eternity going to high school over and over again in a small town —— anymore than they would hurt the physically disabled or the mentally challenged. My vampires possess gravitas. They can afford to be merciful."

Herman Cain is worried China might develop nuclear capability. That they've had since 1964. Can someone get this man off the world stage?

In Warm Bodies, Nicholas Hoult plays a zombie that falls in love with (human) Teresa Palmer after he eats her boyfriend's brains and absorbs his memories. Did not see that coming.

James Franco is going to conduct a séance to speak to the spirit of Tennessee Williams.

David Mixner talks to hottie Broadway star Matt Doyle about his hopes and dreams. Frankly, I think he's going to have no problems, because Matt is definitely husband/father material.

Lady Gaga is launching the Born This Way Foundation to fight bullying. It will be run by Gaga and her mother.

Families worldwide will be subjected to the immoral, gender-confusing, coastal elite spawn of hell that is Priscilla, Queen of the Desert when they perform in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. The next thing you know, the Snoopy balloon will be wearing a dress! See, I just wrote the Family Research Council's press release for them.

Steve Buscemi is hoping to direct William S. Burroughs novel Queer starring Guy Pearce, Ben Foster, and Kelly MacDonald.

And finally, here are 20 Couples That Put Kim Kardashian's Marriage To Shame.