Morning Meme: Checking Out Mel Gibson's "Beaver," We All Fear the Beard, and "Glee" Is Hot

Stop what you’re doing and read this story. This is a great mother. She may be mom of the century. Get your tissues, and be aware you may cheer or whoop loudly at different points.

Lionsgate has picked up distribution duties for smoking hot Karl Urban’s Judge Dredd reboot.

Steven Spielberg’s Terra Nova series is into more trouble. Not only have they spent $10 million on development without shooting a single frame, they’ve laid off the writing staff to save money.

One person who isn’t concerned about the election results is Secretary Clinton, who says politics stop at water’s edge.

ABC News is finally picking up the story of foreign born gay spouses, legally married in the United States being deported because there is not federal recognition of their marriages. Explain to me again how marriage is a state’s rights issue?

Amy Sedaris has a new crafting book out. And she likes crafting with the gays. “Well, gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. When there are straight guys in your craft club, you’re like “f**k.” It’s just a whole different thing, the way they go about it. It’s just different. It invites more problems. It’s heavy. So I think gay men are great, and Chinese lesbians are really good.”

Vince Vaughn is still defending the gay joke in The Dilemma. He doesn’t want to be “censored.” And I don’t want to be belittled. Which one of our wants is valid?

Not only is Gwyneth Paltrow doing multiple episodes on Glee, not only is she romancing Mr. Shue (Matthew Morrison), she’s going to sing the radio edit of Cee Lo’s “F**k You.”

Two Florida firemen have resigned after taking pictures of themselves teabagging a coworker. And not teabagging in the Sarah Palin way, teabagging in the John Waters way. Teabagging firemen? Isn’t that a calendar? 

Take the quiz: Are you a Shue or a Sue?

News.com.au has had to issue an article-length apology for putting Captain Kirk in charge of the Enterprise-E in an article. Their readers revolted at the slight to Captain Picard.

Cybill Shepherd is set to guest star on $#*! My Dad Says as a life coach and motivational speaker. I’m sure she’ll make a great sparring partner for Ed (William Shatner).

John Scalzi wrote an Election Day short story. It’s kind of brilliant. And it’s definitely a Scalzi piece

The new, rebooted Thundercats will have colors that are less bright, a simplified backstory, and Snarf. Snarf won’t talk though, just say “Snarf, snarf.”

Kathy Griffin is set to host VH1 Divas Salute the Troops on VH1 December 5^th at 9 PM. The show will feature Katy Perry, Sugarland, Keri Hilson, Nicki Minaj and Paramore. Which means that by adding Kathy, there is actually one diva on the show.

Andy Irons, former world surfing champion is dead at age 32. Our thoughts are with his family at this time.

NBC has landed the heterosexual hairdresser comedy from Sex and the City producer Michael Patrick King.

The Real World: Boston’s Sean Duffy is now a Congressman, proving that things you did on tape don’t necessarily come back to haunt your future.

NBC has picked up a comedy series based on the books of Chelsea Handler. Handler will produce. Handler’s ex-boyfriend is head of networks at Comcast, which is in the process of purchasing NBC.

According to out producer Bryan Singer, Wolverine does not appear in X-Men: First Class, so if Hugh Jackman was spotted in Georgia where X-Men: First Class is set to film, he was just picking peaches.