Morning Meme: Disappointing "Glee" Spoilers, Jimmy Kimmel Steals Candy From Babies, and James Bond's "Skyfall"

I'm just going to go ahead and get this over with: TV Line has basically the entire episode of Glee next week spoiled, from the musical to Sebastian, to yes, Klaine's special moment. Which sounds like it happens entirely off screen, while we know that Lea Michele complained about how sweaty Cory Monteith was for their scene, so we'll get to see that.

Tons of congress people and corporations have filed amicus briefs in favor of DOMA being struck down.

Good news! The Catholic Archdiocese has decided that Satan does not, in fact, make gay babies. We can now go back to blaming the only obvious culprit: straight people having sex.

Houston Chronicle parenting blogger Kathleen McKinley thinks that if we want gay teens to stop killing themselves, we should encourage denial and staying closeted for them, not acceptance and love. I think the Houston Chronicle should be encouraged to find a better parent to give advice.

Skyfall is the name of the new James Bond film, and it will center mostly around M's past coming back to haunt her. The story is completely separate from the previous two Daniel Craig-starring films.

Remember Scratch, the saber –toothed squirrel from the Ice Age movies? It turns out he did exist.

The teen that beat the crap out of his gay classmate while the camera phones rolled has been charged with a delinquency count of assault.

No big-box retailers will agree to sell the David Javerbaum book The Last Testament: A Memoir by God. And it won't even be published in the UK for fear of offending people. Thankfully, I have it downloaded on Kindle on my iPad, if I can just find time to read it.

Garrett Hedlund has officially been offered the lead role in Akira. I hope he's capable of emoting more than he did in Tron.

For everything I agree with Kids In the Hall's Scott Thompson about, like "Let's be honest, look at the role of gay men on television - for a gay male to be on television he has to be neutered, and who's doing the neutering? Women. Straight men don't do it; they don't give a shit. They are jealous of how much sex we have. It's women who are neutering us. They want us to be their shopping companions…," I disagree strongly about other things, like saying that calling him a gay comic is a form of bullying. "That's total bullying. It's putting you in a category that makes you lesser. When you hyphenate anything, that's basically lessening you. How about just 'comedian'? I reject all those hyphenates. That's just - no. I don't want any hyphenates. I don't want any handicap." Lesser? Really? Get some therapy, dude.

Lady Gaga is having a Thanksgiving special, with Katie Couric. They'll be singing, crafts, and then she'll deep fry a turkey and serve it with waffles.

Meanwhile, Universal Pictures chief Ron Meyer says that "Cowboys & Aliens wasn't good enough. Forget all the smart people involved in it, it wasn't good enough. All those little creatures bouncing around were crappy. I think it was a mediocre movie, and we all did a mediocre job with it." But he has nothing but praise for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, "Scott Pilgrim did deserve better, but it just didn’t capture enough of the imaginations of people, and it was one of those things where it didn’t cost a lot so it wasn't a big loss."

It's happening. The Dirty Dancing remake will be released in July 2013.

Just as Downton Abbey wraps up season two in the UK comes the news that the show has been renewed for a third season.

Do a barrel roll.

HBO's The Kids Are All Right will not be a sequel. It won't be a prequel. Actually, it might be both. Who knows.

Somewhere, Lea Michele is sitting in a darkened room, stroking a white cat, and smiling contentedly. 

In J. Edgar, it seems Tolson and Hoover took the whole "kiss and make up" thing to passionate heights. Like totally heterosexual men do.