Weekend Meme: Harold & Kumar Get Animated, "Magic Mike" Goes Global, and "2 Broke Girls" Blends "Queer Eye" With "Jersey Shore"

Ricky Martin has been granted Spanish citizenship in what is believed to be an effort to marry his boyfriend of many years.

Lionsgate is shopping an animated series of Harold and Kumar around to cable networks, with interest from Comedy Central. No word on whether it would have an animated Neil Patrick Harris, or at least a giant Claymation penis.

Meanwhile, the writers behind Smurfs are taking on a new animated version of Popeye for Sony. I hear a possible plotline has Bluto contaminating the spinach with e. coli.

Zachary Sire has a point about using Kim Kardashian's disaster of a marriage to advocate for marriage equality, because we're better than that. "Because saying that you are somehow better and that you take marriage more seriously than someone who became famous for getting pissed on in a sex tape is not saying much.”

Equality legend David Mixner has a new book out called At Home with Myself: Stories from the Hills of Turkey Hollow, which is a storytelling adventure undertaken by a master. I may have chosen a small town life, but Mixner's home has but ten residents in the town, and that affords him time to develop ideas I can only dream of.

Madonna is launching a new lifestyle brand for women 27 to 50 years old beginning with a perfume called Truth Or Dare in the spring.

Over at Gawker, people are furious that Out has named Ken Mehlman to their Out 100 list of movers and shakers. He crafted the marriage ban strategy that mot only elected Bush the second time, but also has us fighting for our rights state-by-state. Then he came out, and started fighting for equality from the right. So now Gawker wants to impose a fatwa on Mehlman's sex life. Which I advocated from the beginning, like I do with every traitor.

Andy Rooney has passed away at the age of 92 from complications from a recent surgery. Rooney retired from 60 Minutes only last month.

On the eve of Immortals opening, Bilerico revisits out-and-in actor Luke Evans, and touches on the story we wrote months ago.

Knowing Joe, he's beside himself with glee about Joe My God and Legion of Racist Gays Disrespect Herman Cain, Try to Destroy Federal Marriage Gay Ban

Bankrupt megachurch Crystal Cathedral put out a call for meals to be delivered to the church for the pastor's wife during her illness. They would then be taken to her by limo, which is paid for by the bankrupt church.

For those of you oversees sick of us talking about beefcake stripper movie Magic Mike, good news everyone! The film has been sold to distributors globally, so you'll be getting your fix of Matt Bomer shaking it.

Out director Bill Condon says that the sex scene in Breaking Dawn had to be reshot because "[There are MPAA] guidelines on thrusting intercourse. [Kristen] got very into it."

Beyonce is having a girl, according to Kelly Rowland, so now you know what color gifts to buy.

Has anyone ever eaten Dippin' Dots? If not, this may be your last chance.

A 30-year-old man killed his wife after she smashed his collection of Star Wars toys. He then ran sobbing to his mother, who lives nearby. Of course she does.

Adam Lambert is the subject of a new lawsuit from Colwel Platinum, which says that he was under contract with the label when he went on American Idol, and was therefore ineligible for the competition. The company recently surprised Lambert by releasing Beg For Mercy, a collection of his pre-Idol music.