Morning Meme: Tom Ford's Next Movie, Matt LeBlanc's "Episodes," and John Barrowman Says "Goodnight, Burbank"

Steven Soderbergh is in early talks to direct Man From U.N.C.L.E’s trip to the big screen. Are all these 1960’s remakes because baby boomers are retiring and have time to go to the movies?

Speaking of terrible ideas, Warner Bros. is wooing Robert Zemeckis for a Wizard of Oz remake, using the original script. That’s right, nothing new, just a shot for shot remake with modern technology.

In slightly happier news, Tom Ford’s next movie is a comedy. He got his gay-angst out of his system and wants to laugh.

Senator Levin thinks he’s probably going to have to strip Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repeal out of the Defense Authorization Bill and put it up for a stand alone vote, if there’s time. Which nobody expects there to be time.

A man who won a contest to do the cover of London’s Metro weekly used the opportunity to propose to his boyfriend.

The Glee reality show is back on, with open casting starting next month. The show will air on Oxygen, with a guaranteed multi-episode arc for the winner. But they are leaving the door open to finding a winner via “traditional channels” in Hollywood.

Darren Criss was adorable in Gryffindor colors at the Harry Potter premiere. And he still claims to not know what the future holds for Kurt and Blaine, even down to not knowing if the “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” shows up in the Christmas episode.

Miss Coco Peru informs us of a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds for a sequel to the cult classic, Girls Will Be Girls 2012. If we get this and another AbFab, my life will be complete, so give until it hurts.

ABC is moving rapidly on developing The Hulk as a new television series with Guillermo del Toro and David Eick. It will be a mix of makeup, prosthetics, and CGI for the big green guy.

John Barrowman has filmed a cameo for the webseries Goodnight, Burbank. There’s some serious star power in this web series that I’ve never watched before.

Natalie Portman is shopping a screenplay she wrote that’s being called a female-centered, raunchier Superbad. Just how raunchy? The adult female heroine gets caught giving a 15-year-old boy a beejay in the kitchen by his mom on page five of the script.

Big Bang Theory has promoted Mayim Bialik to a series regular. I have to admit, I’ve been enjoying seeing the emotionless Blossom try and learn social interaction from the nearly-as-clueless Sheldon.

A funeral home in Germany is marketing specifically to gay clientele. They’ll feature services that are religion appropriate, rainbow coffins, and help handle awkward family issues.

One man’s solution to the intrusive TSA searches: Always fly in a kilt.

The Ninth Circuit has set the timetable to hear the Prop 8 appeal.

I’ve been trying to decide how to report about 16-year-old Willow Palin’s homophobic Facebook rant. I don’t really want to gang up on a kid. So I’ll just wonder if Mama Grizzly spent less time making up words on Twitter if she wouldn’t have one daughter a teenage mother and another who thinks it’s acceptable to pull out “Haha your so gay” and “faggot” as insults.