Morning Meme: Kris Humphries Helps Scott Disick Manscape, Christopher Meloni Gets Fangs, and Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

Congratulations to out Olympic speed skater Blake Skjellerup, who picked up internet company Orcon as a training sponsor.  Blake says "This Orcon sponsorship means a great deal to my career as an athlete. These funds, along with those contributed through the GABA account, are a huge help. In order to make it to Sochi I will still need to raise more funds, but this is certainly a great start."

First comes the news that out writer/producer Bryan Fuller was making a modern version of The Munsters, now we discover that out director Bryan Singer is going to direct the pilot. Maybe Eddie Munster can come out in season three?

The Artist Formerly Known As Brent Corrigan Talks Chillerama. You should listen – it's a cute short. Chillerama, that is. I have no idea how tall Sean is.

Despite having "the best healthcare system in the world," less than 28% of people in the United States infected with HIV have the disease under control, and that's making it harder to control the spread of the disease in at-risk populations.

I have no idea why Kris Humphries is shaving Scott Disick's armpits on national television, and I refuse to watch a Kardashian show to find out just how homoerotic it actually was.

Oxygen has officially announced three new series in development, including All the Right Moves, which will showcase Travis Wall, Nick Lazzarini and their friends as they try to live together and launch a cutting edge dance troupe, Shaping Sound. I'll be asking Travis about the new show when I interview him on Friday about the upcoming Atlantis cruise and his other projects.

Someone made a compilation of Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger's most cutting insults. I had no idea Bravo had released a box set of the entire series!

There are so many things to love about the review of Breaking Dawn at NPR, from "In fact to put it in the dry, scholarly language that the father of psychoanalysis might use, Breaking Dawn is where the Twilight series goes straight-up cuckoopants" to "But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night that leaves the heroine to wake up covered with bruises in the shape of her husband's hands — and when that heroine then spends the morning explaining to her husband that she's incredibly happy even though he injured her, and that it's not his fault because she understands he couldn't help it in light of the depth of his passion — that's profoundly irresponsible." But mostly, I just can't believe the film has topped $500 million already.

There's a fairly solid rumor that Christopher Meloni is set to get his fang on next season in True Blood, which is great, because it's been too long since I've had the chance to see his bare butt on premium cable.

Contrary to popular belief, men only think about sex 18 times each day, not every seven seconds like conventional wisdom claims. In fact, that's barely double the number of times the average female thinks about sex. But I doubt they've ever measured that in WeHo or Dupont Circle on a June afternoon.

The Book of Mormon has now recouped the entire investment and is now paying out to investors. Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark may be able to make that claim before I start collecting Social Security.

Josh Radner says that Neil Patrick Harris begged for his cameo in The Muppets, while Josh didn't, which is why you didn't see him. "I didn’t ask. Neil [Patrick Harris] begged; I didn’t."

Conrad Murray has been sentenced to four years in prison in the death of Michael Jackson. Now that that's done, what will HLN talk about?

T.I. says he stands by his comments about gays being oversensitive. "I was quoted correctly, but I was taken out of context...I'm not saying that being gay is being un-American. What I was saying was to use whatever power or authority you have to shut people down because they don't agree with you that's not what America was built upon. The institution allows us, it affords us the right, to speak out peacefully and respectfully in opposition of any point or any topic that comes up...I'm not against gay marriage...but for the people who may have an opinion against it, then for the corporations to throw their weight around to shut them down, that's not fair."

The Parents Television Council has listed their top ten and bottom ten advertisers based on which "family friendly" shows they buy airtime on. I do know for a fact that one of their top companies may prefer PG advertising, but also rates 100% from the HRC for employment as well, which is a neat hat trick.

Hugh Jackman's wife was again asked to respond to rumors that he's secretly gay. “The line I heard was, ‘Wolverine? Who would have thought?’ Hugh and I don’t pay much heed. It’s kind of tragic that these people have nothing better to do than gossip about people they don’t know.”

Liev Schreiber has been tapped as the lead in Ray Donovan, a Hollywood fixer for wealthy families who can't control his own personal life. If it goes to series, you can almost guarantee him having to cover up something gay for some Hollywood star.