Morning Meme: Matthew Mitcham Is A Perfect 10, Dr. Laura Defends Gay Rights, and a SyFy Christmas with Vincent on "Eureka"

Joey Fatone wants to be on Glee as a teacher, and he thinks NSync’s music should be featured. I’m not against a boy band episode in concept, but if Joey gets to come on, I want Lance Bass, maybe as a judge for regionals. Glee needs more openly gay actors: In for a gay, in for a gaygle.

Hungary has enshrined marriage as only between a man and a woman in their constitution. It may be pointless, because the EU says that all member countries must recognize all personal legal documents of all other EU countries, including birth certificates, death certificates, and marriage certificates. So Hungary gays can just cross the border to a more equality-driven country and boom! Married.

I sometimes don’t get Ted Casablanca. He just tries to make something out of nothing, in this case acting like Ricky Martin spending time at a party with a woman meant something. So he came out as gay to meet women?

Hans Zimmer will be doing the music for the new Superman film, and the iconic theme music won’t be used. This makes me slightly nervous.

I have decided that Ann Coulter can’t possibly be a real person. She’s got to be just a weird fake persona like Stephen Colbert, because no real person could string together this many gay clichés to try and make a real point. We’re being punk’d.

The book Paperboy has won the Green Carnation gay book award.

Because a new idea is completely impossible from Hollywood, we’re about to be treated to a “contemporary” version of Frankenstein.

The 2022 World Cup will be held in Qatar. I’m guessing they don’t care if any gay fans attend.

There are photos from the Glee Christmas episode. They may be spoilery, or maybe not. I can’t help but notice what I don’t see.

Dr. Laura went on a rant today, and it was against Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. That’s right, she spoke out for open gay service. If you need me, I’ll be ice skating in hell.

Fox says that their Three Stooges movie will begin shooting in March. Which could be fun, because all the actors have dropped out.

Appreciate It. There goes your morning.

Iron Sky, the movie about Nazi’s hiding out in a secret base on the moon since the 1940s has released a promo photo, and the American president looks a disturbing amount like a certain former Alaskan governor, complete with gun and taxidermy bear in the Oval Office.

Glee is doing the Black Eyed Peas in an upcoming episode. I may be letting my imagination run away with me, but Glee is doing a Super Bowl episode. The Black Eyed Peas are the half time show at the Super Bowl. Do I sense some marketing synergy?

No one can tell you to kiss their a** like a southern woman.

For some unknown reason, Fox News released a detailed article full of trivia about sperm. I learned something on Fox News, and it might even be true.

Foursquare, the location based social network has signed a deal for a reality show to be centered around the program. This really does make a lot of sense to me, with badges, locations, specials, and mayorships, it could make a decent competition show.

Ronni Chasen was the Hollywood power publicist who was mysteriously gunned down a couple weeks ago. Her will was probated today, and she left an estate worth millions to her family and charities, but deliberately called out a niece to receive exactly $10.  Making a statement, even from the grave.

Nate Berkus is recovering well from his surgery.

The phrase “snow cats” is familiar to any skier, the giant treaded machines that groom the slopes. But with this collection of snowmen, err, snow cats, it has a whole new meaning.