Weekend Meme: Darren Criss Stripped Down, NPH Quips in "Beastly" and the "Vampire Diaries" Scores a "Dante's Cove" Hunk

First things first: If you have a Facebook account, you may want to take a second to go report “Glee Is Gay” for hate speech.  Some gems from the page (with 10,000 fans and climbing) are “Hey everybody- just a word to all our fans and page-visitors! If you think 'gay' means happy- ur all poorly mistaken. This page dus not appreciate homo ass glee by any means, LOOK AT THE DP!!! Feel free to leave if you have made that dumbass mistake.” Also, “Which Fag Do U Hate The Most On This Show?” Thanks to RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Pandora Boxx for pointing this out.

Our sister site AfterEllen.com has an interview with actress Amber Heard, who attended GLAAD’s anniversary party with her girlfriend. Amber's quite the looker, and has done shoots for Maxim, making her a straight guy's dream, except she's not interested. You may remember Heard from Pineapple Express. Welcome to the gayborhood!

The breeding program in China for giant pandas has been so successful that the first pandas are about to be reintroduced to the wild. It’s amazing what Viagra and panda mating films can accomplish!

Derek Jeter has been signed to a new contract with the Yankees. If he hits all his bonuses and the fourth year extension, he’s set to take home $65 million. But even if he's out after three years, he’ll get $51 million. Not too shabby.

Supposedly, Lance Bass is working on a screenplay about a Mexican road trip he took. Frankly, I don’t see the attraction unless he adds in some seriously cute cabana boys along the way.

Here is video from this week’s Katy Perry/puppet episode of The Simpsons. This may be something I can skip tonight. It looks dreadful, and not just because I don’t like Perry.

A new study says that kids don’t necessarily see some things adults call bullying as bullying, and it’s more than just a language gap. It’s an interesting thought process, but I have to wonder if they talked to any victims. This excerpt isn’t clear. I know I wasn’t bullied in school and probably would have answered a lot like the kids in the study.

This I find somewhat interesting: As a replacement for Smallville, the CW is supposedly developing Raven from Teen Titans as a live action show. I always enjoyed Raven in the cartoon. I thought I had read somewhere (someone who’s a bigger fan chime in) that she might have some bisexual aspects in the comics. Is that right?

You can now get Look At My Junk arrows to put on your underwear for when you go through the body scanners at the airport. Assuming you don’t mind being singled out for provoking the TSA.

The first footage from the handsome Karl Urban’s Judge Dredd film will air at Mark Miller’s Kapow! Con in the UK. That clicking sound you hear is Addison Dewitt booking tickets to London.

Stephen Amell, who was in the running to be the new Spartacus for Starz, has instead taken a deal for Vampire Diaries. Since he was on the first season of Dante’s Cove, you can easily see that he has the looks for either role.

It seems I have a new reason to watch Nikita on CW. Thad Luckinbill, my darling J.T.! from The Young and the Restless is joining as a love interest for Alex once she graduates from spy school. Let’s hope she keeps him naked and tied up in the bedroom.

Dr. Seuss does Star Wars.

The folks behind Broadway’s Next To Normal are writing a musical comedy about an arts school as a vehicle for Robert Downey, Jr. This could be very interesting.