Morning Meme: Ann Coulter Visits "The A List: Dallas," Gavin Creel Makes Some "NOISE," and Could Zac Efron Swing His Hips On "Glee?"

The Secret Circle has promoted Chris Zylka to a series regular, which means I assume they have figured out a way to write themselves out of a corner with his character. I can't help but wonder if it's odd on set with him and Thomas Dekker after their dynamic in Kaboom!

Modern Family racked up nominations at the Writers Guild Awards, as did cable shows like Breaking Bad, and Homeland, plus Game of Thrones picked up a nomination for the lovely Jane Espenson.

Modern Family was also a darling of the Producers Guild Awards, but so was Glee.

I don't watch The Bachelor, so I don't know the history of Ben Flajnik or how many STD laden hot tubs he's been in. But I can tell you from this video clip, his bare butt is kind of cute.

There's a Facebook campaign to have George Takei appear on a float of the Enterprise in the Rose Parade.

Alec Baldwin maintained the upper hand in his dispute with American Airlines for a day, but the company isn't going to roll over and beg forgiveness. They've come out swinging.

M*A*S*H was truly one of the favorite shows of my childhood, and in reruns, of my adulthood. I even watched the horrible After M*A*S*H as long as it lasted. So I'm sad that Colonel Sherman T. Potter aka Harry Morgan, has passed away at the age of 96.

Again, Fox News can't be satisfied with reality. The demonstrations in Russia over the elections weren't interesting enough for them, so they used footage of the Greek riots instead – complete with palm trees.

Bob Fosse and other Broadway legends will be commemorated on USPS Forever stamps next year. That's cool and all, but gays buying collectable stamps probably can't solve the budget problems at the USPS.

Zac Efron says he'd like to be on Glee, perhaps playing a singing serial killer. I'd be happy if he just had a four-way ab-off with Harry Shum, Jr., Chord Overstreet, and Matthew Morrison.  Efron has the best treasure trail.

Guns N' Roses, the Beastie Boys, Donovan, out singer Laura Nyro, Freddie King, the Faces, and Red Hot Chili Peppers are set for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions this year. I remember when three of those bands broke on the scene, and now they're eligible? I'm getting old.

The Mythbusters were shooting a cannon on the artillery range of the LAPD and misfired, shooting a cannon ball completely through a home and into the side of a minivan. Fortunately no one was injured. I normally just wear an eye patch and carry a cardboard sword when I play pirates.

A new study shows that Democrats love comedies like Modern Family and Glee, while Republicans prefer things like Swamp Logger and The Bachelor.

Former Illinois Gov. Rob Blagojevich has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for his corruption conviction. I don't know if they have sufficient hair products in jail to keep it from being cruel and unusual punishment.

A female 28-year-old Bible school teacher has been charged with having sex with a 13-year-old male student over a period of months, including removing him from school without his parents' knowledge. Why isn't this being called what it is? Rape.

Meanwhile, a first grader who was being choked by a bully is being charged with sexual harassment after kicking his assailant in the groin.

Lady Gaga visited the White House to discuss bullying with Valerie Jarrett. You do have to admire her consistency.

While our soaps are dying in the States, Coronation Street is going to be honored with a live musical called Street of Dreams in honor of its 50th anniversary. There will be a 25 piece orchestra and a West End cast for the Manchester event.

Simon Cowell is returning to Britain's Got Talent after the departure of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre.

Would Ryan Seacrest really give up his other jobs to replace Matt Lauer on Today?