Morning Meme: Hugh Jackman Is the "Bi-est Guy In Town," Rick Perry Breaks a Record, and Dads Want Their Daughters To Scream Justin Bieber's Name

I can't help but think that in some hands, a review of Hugh Jackman's Broadway show that contains lines like "Let’s face it. Mr. Jackman is, unapologetically and triumphantly, the bi-est guy in town: bicultural, bimorphic, binational, biprofessional and, for entertainment purposes, bisexual" would have been considered offensive.

While promoting Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol, Tom Cruise has confirmed that they are working on a sequel to Top Gun. Please, no. But if it has to be, it has to be a post-DADT military.

Tyler Clementi's parents spoke to People about the ongoing trial in their son's death, and getting through the holidays.  His mother says "It's especially hard right now because this was his favorite time of year. So we're trying to find a new way to celebrate Christmas. I'm sad – and trying to get through it."

I have two jobs, and I'm very fortunate to work for one company with a 100% rating on the HRC's Equality Index, and 90% for the other employer. How does your company rank?

Conservatives (this is admittedly an extremely anti-gay bunch) are starting to turn on Newt Gingrich in the most hilarious ways, like calling him the Kim Kardasian of the GOP.

In somewhat magical timing, Malawi has announced plans to review their laws against homosexuality.

Having headed off into the sunset on American Horror Story, Denis O'Hare is going to resurrect his character on The Good Wife.

Without reading the actual stories, there's always a chance they won't be politically correct, but how can you not be intrigued by a genderqueer anthology with a story titled "Schrodinger's Pussy?"

NOM is now pushing a meme that gay parents are more likely to molest their children, using discredited research to demonize us. Remember when they used to say it was just about marriage, and they weren't anti-gay? Those were the days.

You really should go vote for Husbands the Series in the best web comedy category. It's currently in second place to The Guild. A vote for Husbands is a vote for equality, or at least a very smart lady told me so!

Voyager 1 is preparing to leave the solar system for good and become the first man-made object to cross interstellar space.

Rick Perry's anti-gay campaign video now has more dislike votes that Rebecca Black's "Friday," officially making it the most hated video in the history of YouTube. He posted a new video to the channel today, but not only are comments disabled, so is voting it up or down. But you can still report it as hate speech.

I can't find a way to embed this video from Irish peat manufacturer Bord Na Mona, but you really should go watch it right now. I'll wait here.

In incredibly sad and timely news, marriage activist Ed Watson has died. You may remember Ed as a plaintiff for expediting the Prop 8 appeal because he hoped to wed his partner of 40 years before Alzheimer's robbed him of the ability to recognize his partner.

In other sad news, Tennessee teen Jacob Rogers committed suicide after anti-gay bullying caused him to drop out of high school. I'd like to applaud Towleroad, Dan Savage, and JoeMyGod for raising the money for a funeral for Jacob. May he rest in peace, and his tormentors find none.

High School Musical's Corbin Bleu is going to be flashing his butt in 3D in his new movie Nurse. Sadly, for a 3D film, the backside is all we get to see.