Morning Meme: Adam Lambert's Jingle Balls Get Noticed and Chris Colfer Screenplay Better than "Sharktopus"

Adam Lambert performed at Jingle Ball, and Q102 Philly decided to tweet that Lambert’s prominent bulge was stuffed. An angry group of Lambert fans quickly informed the station that that bulge has always been present (I remember commenting on it during American Idol). The station had enough class to apologize.

In Briefs we informed you that Ryan Reynolds was now single. So is Zac Efron, Michael C. Hall, and the guy from Nip/Tuck that isn’t Julian McMahon.

It’s weird enough that two live action Snow White films are about to be made. But perhaps stranger is that Julia Roberts might play the Evil Queen in one of them. I like Roberts, but “evil” is too much of a stretch. But I have no problem seeing Charlize Theron in the same role in the other film.

YouTube has released their Top Videos of 2010. "Antoine Dodson, the Remix" was #1. The original Old Spice ad came in at #5.

The Internet is now just as popular as television. For me, I crossed that line years ago, and have relegated the TV to background while I surf online and write Memes.

Out director Lee Daniels is set to direct the big screen version of Anna In the Tropics, the Pulitzer prize winning play. Somebody wants an Oscar!

Perhaps more disgusting than what the Commandant of the Marine Corps keeps saying to the press is the fact that our Fierce Advocate appointed him to the post at all. Speaking against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell repeal, “When your life hangs on a line, on the intuitive behavior of the young man … who sits to your right and your left, you don’t want anything distracting you. I don’t want to lose any Marines to distraction. I don’t want to have any Marines that I’m visiting at Bethesda (hospital) with no legs.”

The Warhol Foundation, which has funded many exhibitions of art with the Smithsonian, is threatening to withdraw all funding if the museum doesn’t restore the film that was removed when Bill Donahue and Rep. John Boehner complained last week.

Out director Lee Stranahan has cast Brent Corrigan in his horror-musical-comedy I Was a Teenage Werebear, which is a truly fresh premise for a film. But is Hollywood ready to have a gay adult film star transition to mainstream movies?

Dan Akroyd, about to be heard in Yogi Bear, is a bit of an asshat. "I will walk out the door for the paycheck I deserve and working with the superstars. Otherwise, I won't work as an actor. I'm sorry. I don't have to, and why shouldn't I get what is commensurate with what my market will bear today? It's not the salary I used to get, and I don't care if I play a supporting part. Fine. I'm reasonable. But I'm not going to work for nothing, and I'm not going to work for people who are unknown. I can't do it.”

Dan Choi has been hospitalized at the Veteran’s Hospital and is seeking mental health care in relation to the stress of being a gay soldier.

Lots of Chris Colfer news. First off, about his new screenplay he says “I can say that it’s probably not as good as "Inception but it’s probably better than Sharktopus.” This is why we love him.  

He also says that shutting the set down for tonsillitis was not exactly accurate. And the Glee comic book with the truly disturbing drawing of Colfer is out this week. Plus Colfer appears in the new Blackbook as part of the "new regime."

Bravo has promoted Andy Cohen from SVP to EVP. Maybe now he can afford to wear something other than flip flops to the Today Show.

MTV has a new page called the MTV Music Meter. It scours social networks in real time to help you discover what musicians people are talking about right now.

Hey, GLAAD. Remember when you led campaigns to get venues and promoters to stop putting on concerts by musicians that advocated the murder of GLBT people? Dust off the old playbook, because Buju Banton is back in concert in a couple of weeks unless you lead the charge again.