Red Carpet Showdown! "Transformers" Vs "Larry Crowne"

While it should shock exactly no one that Michael Bay's latest sequel, Transformers: The Exact Same Movie as the First Two But in 3D is going to slaughter the Tom Hanks/Julia Roberts flick Larry Crowne at the box office this week (Transformers made nearly $40 million in one day) , perhaps there is one arena where Crowne might come out on top: The Battle of the Red Carpets.

Both movies had their premieres this week, but which movie drew more star power? Who posed the best? And which stars were the most embarrassed to be seen promoting movies that are both getting drubbed by the critics?

Let's have some snarky fun as we compare and contrast!

Up first, it's Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, George Takei, Rita Wilson, Rami Malek, Wilmer Valderrama and more.

Julia Roberts: Sure, my movie won't make a zillion dollars,
but how many Oscars does that Transformers bimbo have?

Tom Hanks: What do you mean it's not realistic my character ends up with Julia's character?
Have you seen how much hotter my wife is than I am?

Tom Hanks: This is my Forrest Gump face!

George Takei: If anyone else says "Live long and prosper," I'm gonna punch them.
Brad Altman: Imagine how poor Leonard Nimoy feels.