Right Now "Magic Mike" Has Only White Members. Here's How to Fix That

Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello

"There comes a time, when we heed a certain call ... "

Throughout history, there have been rare instances when the icons of a genre have put aside their egos and differences and come together for the good of humanity. The Superfriends ... Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue ... Bad English.

They joined forces in a noble spirit to better the world.

Now it's happening again ... with Magic Mike. The Steven Soderbergh stripper epic has gathered five of the world's premiere mystical ab wielders to tell a poignant universal story about friendship, perseverance, and pelvic thrusting.

But as much as we're looking forward to it, there is something ... missing. Diversity.

All of the guys cast so far are white, and while the movie hasn't started filming yet, it's troubling that there are currently no men of color included in the gasp-inducing press releases. I mean, one piece of Wonder Bread is fine, but five is ... inexcusable.

But we can fix that. We have a few suggestions for Soderbergh and his casting directors. Here are some guys who would definitely bring the required hotness and needed diversity to Magic Mike, which with all of the star power should probably be called It's An Ab, Ab, Ab, Ab World.

Or ... Cannon Balls Run.

Wilson Cruz

This is a no-brainer. Wilson Cruz exudes hotness through every pore, and seems ready, willing, and oh-so-able to shed various layers of clothes at a moment's notice.

Plus his many times dancing atop pride floats has imbued him with the sacred power of gyration, so he can show the novices a thing or two!

Harry Shum, Jr.

Speaking of novices, Harry Shum Jr. would be perfect in the role of the innocent hayseed moving to the big city to pursue a career in social work, only to be lured into the flashy world of wet briefs contests and lap dances.

Will he be corrupted, or will he be able to withstand the appeal of sweat-drenched single dollar bills?