I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when I heard this line coming out of Betty White's mouth "I love all my fans - except for crazy ones who post lesbian fan fiction about me and Bea Arthur on the web." It almost makes me want to actually write a lesbian slashfic story about Rose and Dorothy - just so there's actually one out there.

Dorthy Zbornak returned to Blanche's bungalow all hot and sweaty from her 2 mile power walk at the mall. The house was quiet. Then she remembered Blanche and Sophia had gone to the dog track for the afternoon. She was all alone with Rose, who met her out on the lanai and undressed her shoulder padded tracksuit hungrily with her eyes....