Nuke Action Forthcoming To Save This Dying Storyline

Look's like TPTB will do just about anything to save this dying Nuke storyline. Per the next issue of SOD:

Luscious Lips goes on a road trip with Noahlicious and supposed step sissy Ameera this week that ends in a dangerous brawl. Daddy Dearest sent Noahlicious a letter saying that he needs to see him immediately. He doesn't want to go, but Ameera, who knows Daddy Dearest because he helped raise her in Iraq and took her to McDonald's constantly, says she'll go with him because she knows a different side of Daddy Dearest and has nothing but good feelings toward him. But when the car breaks down, they're stuck in a remote, wooded area (taped on location in New Jersey) and a couple of drunken frat boys (otherwise know as homophobic, teenage Daddy Dearest types) show up to make things worse. They try to kidnap Ameera. Noahlicious gets knocked out of commission pretty quick, but Luscious Lips is the hero---he fights. It's the biggest fight Luscious Lips has ever done because he's the gurl in this twosome. Things get pretty dicey when Mama Bear Lily and HoldenAgrudge arrive to aid their son.  So... do we now get Noahlicious laid up in Jokedale General for a few weeks like we had to endure when that high school drama of Luscious Lips was unable to move his legs? Daddy Dearest shot him with the Daisy Air Rifle and he took a tumble down that "treacherous" hill at Camp Crystal Lake just outside Jokedale. Now wimpy Noahlicious is gonna be laid up for awhile.

Is there no end to this ridiculous Nuke storyline? Give it up CBS! It's died on the vine!