I thought that said "Noah interacts with his  agent"

Either to beg to get off this slow boat to Neuterville or because his agent is warning him to cool it with the boy-kissing.

Although who wouldn't want to kiss Van...those lips!

I can't remember where I read/saw it, but Jake and Van joke about Van's Eyes-Mouth-Eyes staring sequence to telegraph longing. If you watch closely he does it all the time, but then , it works everytime too.